Fight About Tip

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    My partner treats wait staff like shit. It's been a sore spot between us for many years.
    Last night we went out to eat and my partner was being very bitchy about her order; a rib eye cheese steak. She kept wanting to know if the cheese was melted into the sandwich meat, or if the cheese was placed on the steak after being placed in the roll.
    We were told that the cheese was melted into the meat. My partner demanded that her cheese be added into the meat AFTER the meat was placed in the bun.
    When the waiter brought her sandwich she was pissed that the cheese had been melted into the meat, not wrapped around the cheese. She sent it back. Meanwhile, I'm cringing in horror.
    The waiter came back with her sandwich. Again, it wasn't good enough for my partner.
    The waiter explained that because the steak was HOT it melted the cheese, so when they 'wrapped' it around her cheese, it melted into it.
    My partner was pissy, but eventually she ate her food.
    At the end of the night the bill comes (67.00) and I toss another 20 on top of the bill. I always overpay the wait staff when we go out just because my partner can be such a cunt.
    My partner became livid at me. She didn't want me to tip at all because the waiter 'fucked her food up'. I explained that we couldn't punish the waiter for simple physics (cheese melting in hot meat), and that he deserved a tip just for having to deal with her.
    We ended up having a huge fight, and she called a cab.
    We're still not speaking.
    How much do you tip?
     
  2. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    as an ex busboy and waiter, please tell your partner to fuck off. :hat:
     
  3. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Lesbian people's problems. If your partner got meat on a regular basis she wouldn't bitch about melted cheese...
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    I ALWAYS tip 20%.

    Hope your partner enjoyed that boogerspitwich.

    Geeze... sounds like she needs a good ass... something or another.
     
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    I'd tip her not to come to dinner next time.
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry, but your partner is a fucking bitch. Oh, and she probably ate some pubes with her sandwich.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    is she Black? cause....
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    This makes me feel better
     
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  9. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    No. Puerto Rican.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    In that particular situation, A LOT. ;)
     
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    We always tip 20% - except in 2 circumstances that I can remember where the service was shockingly bad with no excuses.

    My husband and I both worked in service industries in our college years... it can be hard unappreciated work at times, so we don't forget that.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm a pretty generous tipper.

    I couldn't be with someone that is consistently rude to people......unless the tits are terrific. :yes:
     
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    She must REALLY be good at cunnilingus because I'd never stay with someone who is rude like that to the help.
     
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    An old Greek guy told me once....."don't fuck with the guy that makes your food"
    If service is great 25-30%
    If it's shitty....10-15%
     
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    You partner sounds like a fucking dick head. Fucking hate people who bitch at waiters. Such a thank less job and he's just a fucking runner to the kitchen.

    Doesn't say much about you that your with this type of person. If I saw that out of someone I'm with I'd drop her in a second.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Like a lot of relationships, apathy has set in. She used to be awesome at cunnilingus...she has a crazy overbite.
     
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    That. Is the most interesting sentence. I've ever read. Thank you.
     
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    I feel your pain. I always tip minimum20% just because I know how much shit they deal with. My hillbilly in-laws are horrible in restaurants. It drives me crazy, so much to the point that I haven't went to dinner with them in over 5 years. Before my wife and I married, they would drive to see her on the weekends from KY. When they would leave, they'd always stop at Cracker Barrell to eat. Funny thing is they'd always end sick by the time they got home. As shitty as they acted, I can only imagine the things they did to their food. I will not tolerate being around anyone that acts like that. I can't handle the idea of knowing my food could get fucked with
     
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    As an ex waitress, I def over tip.
    Oh and dump your GF, if that's how she treats strangers, how does she treat YOU?
     
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    I hate giving % tips. Why should we have to pay more in tip if the waiter brought us $55 steaks rather than $8 burgers? It takes the same effort to walk from the kitchen to our table. I always tip a fixed amount, $5. I think that is more than fair. Don't like it? Too bad, it's not my job to put a roof over your head.
     
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