Fight involving Palin family: Top 10 moments from the audio files

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    Fight involving Palin family: Top 10 moments from the audio files
    Laurel Andrews
    October 22, 2014


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    The Anchorage Police Department released these photos Tuesday, October 21, 2014 from a fight involving the Palin family at a South Anchorage home on Sept 9, 2014. Anchorage Police Department
    Audio clips full of expletives and conflicting statements from a melee involving the family of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin were released Tuesday. Several hours of police interviews brought memorable quotes from witnesses and those involved in the brawl. Here are the top 10.

    But first, some background: The Sept. 6 incident was initially reported by police as a fight involving about 20 people at a South Anchorage home. Homeowner KoreyKlingenmeyer was hosting a birthday party for his son and two friends, twin brothers Marc and Matthew McKenna. Palin's husband, Todd, a friend of the McKennas, was also celebrating his 50th birthday.

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    Photos: Police photos from fight involving Palin family
    According to witnesses, the Palin family arrived at Klingenmeyer's home in a Hummer limousine and were involved in the brawls that took place later that evening.

    At least two fights took place, according to witness statements -- one in the street in front of the home involving Todd Palin and son Track, and another behind the home, where multiple witnesses said they watched daughter Bristol Palin punch Klingenmeyer repeatedly in the face.

    Detailed of the evening were outlined in a police report released Oct. 9. The audio clips released Tuesday mirror the police report, offering sometimes-conflicting witness statements.

    In no particular order, the 10 most memorable quotes:

    #1: Bristol Palin explains to a police officer what happened:
    “Some guy pushed me down on the ground and was dragging me by my feet,” Bristol Palin tells police. “They took my $300 sunglasses, they took my f**king shoes and I’m f**king just left here?”

    The officer asks where she’s injured. “My f**king knees, my face, where’s my sh*t? I have a 5-year-old in the car,” she replies.

    #2: Track Palin misspells last name, apologizes to a police officer:
    A police officer asks Track Palin to spell his name.

    “Tango-Romeo-Charlie-Kilo” Palin says, indicating “Trck.”

    “And your last name?” the officer asks.

    “Papa-Alpha-Lima-India-Mike-Oscar. Track says, spelling out the last name "Palimo." "You know what that means? Like, I mean, the alpha?”

    “Papa - Palimo?” The officer asks.

    “Track, this is not a time to be joking. It’s Palin,” Todd Palin says.

    “I’m just messing around. I’m sorry dude,” Track says.

    A little later, Track apologizes again. “Hey, I’m not trying to be a dick, man. Like, I’m sorry dude. I’ve just seen a lot of shows on cops.”

    “I understand,” The officer replies.

    #3: Palin versus Klingenmeyer
    While officers interview homeowner Klingenmeyer, Todd Palin interjects and confronts him. “Did you call Bristol a slut, or what’s up man?” Todd Palin says.

    "Todd, really?" Klingenmeyer replies.

    “Did you call Bristol a slut?” Palin repeats.

    “Todd. Really?” Klingenmeyer says.


    Moments later Klingenmeyer tells one of the Palin daughters, “You need to go on another reality show.”

    As the situation escalates, an officer says, “Let’s break this up.”

    #4: A peace offering
    As the standoff between Klingenmeyer and the Palins continues, one man yells: “Everybody be friends! Everybody be friends! Give me a hug right now. I know you’re bros. Give me a hug.

    “Everybody love everybody. That’s the bottom line, right? Everybody love everybody.”

    #5: Track's ready to fight
    Track describes an older man coming at him during the fight: “They were running at me, he was an old man, like 40 years old, whatever. I don’t care, I’ll fight whoever. I’m 24. Like, f*ck off. I’ll fight you.”

    #6: Highly agitated homeowner
    Homeowner Klingenmeyer tells police: “These Palins running up here in my property acting like they own it is not gonna fly with me. I’m the f*cking guy who owns this place. Korey f*cking Klingenmeyer. And I don’t give a f*ck if their name’s Palin, or f*cking, Obama, cause they don’t mean sh*t to me,” he says.

    #7: Witness describes watching Track Palin pick a fight with his father
    Witness Brian Horschel tells an officer, “Track was trying to pick a fight with his own father, and that didn’t happen. ... I was sitting right there, and I said, ‘Who’s that guy?,’ because I was getting ready to stand up for Todd, cause this guy was picking a wicked fight with him."

    A man replied, "That’s Palin’s kid," Horschel tells officers. “And I go, 'Oh all right, I guess it’s OK then.' "

    #8: The family finds Track’s necklace
    “Did you find your necklace? Track that is such a God thing, see?” Sarah Palin says, referring to a necklace that had been lost in the scuffle. “I can’t believe you found it. Put it in my pocket.”

    #9: Track describes his friend, whom he says he was trying to defend
    "Bottom line: So they, f*cking hit two of us. One is my buddy, the most like, innocent -- basically a gay guy, but he’s not,” Track Palin says.

    #10. A concise summary of the incident
    Matthew McKenna summarizes how the evening devolved into a melee: “The problem is, we’re friends, and we have a lot of other friends that aren’t friends, and sh*t got awry.”

    more here

    http://www.adn.com/article/20141021/palin-brawl-photos-audio-released
     
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    Is Track a poster here?
     
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    Typical white trash family with money.
     
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    Used to like John Mcain till he picked this white trash airhead to be his running mate.
     
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    Six years later and I still can't get over their stupid names. :facepalm:
     
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    whaat? o_O
     
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    Did u eat her.
     
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    my insurance coverage is so fucked up from obama care that i would gladly trade a decade of palin rule to have it back the way it was. seriously...
     
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    A decade of Palin rule.
    This country not to mention the rest of the world would be so fucked up that health insurance would be the least of your problems LOL.
     
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    yeah, be careful what you wish for, she is like Beth with dark hair........except she breeds kids and not kittens.......
     
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    Is that Bristol's knee? If so, gross hairy legs.
     
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    Lots of water retention.
    Apparently lacks Ma Palin's meth connections.
     
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    I liked him,too until he went all senile over that Palin nookie & signed that crazy Alaskan slut up as a Vice-Presidential candidate.

    Always thought he a was a solid guy who stood for the principles of the original non-Tea Party tainted Republican Party.
     
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    Don't get all the hate for the Palin's....Like the dogshit we have in the White House now is any better?....Oh, and wasn't it Biden's son whose ass they just threw out of the Navy?
     
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    if this were the Obama's this post would 100 pages already. This thread would be peppered with terms like jungle. savage, thug, animals. monkey, ape. ghetto, and those people.
    pi nate, 1dumbvegasgirl, isabella, phan-neepak, nemo and the rest of the :quote:non pc:quote: crowd would be all over this thread making hateful statements.