Figured Out Why Naz Has Been Trolling Around Canada In A Cube Van

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  1. blairg

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    VANESSA Norfolk County OPP are hunting a giant chicken.
    You read that right.
    A 10-foot, Texas chicken.
    The big bird, which has stood at the gates of Frank and Sonia Dierick’s family chicken farm on the Brantford Road in Windham Township northeast of Delhi since 2004, has been stolen.
    And the thieves broke the Fibreglas statue’s legs off at the feet in their haste.
    Frank’s dad, Gerald Dierick, bought the chicken in Texas in 2004 and had it mounted near the barn.
    “That chicken was my father-in-law’s thing,†Sonia says fondly. “He never gave it a name but it was his baby.â€
    Sonia said she knows of a couple of other giant chickens in the county but believes theirs is the biggest.
    I just hope whoever took it just leaves it somewhere someone can find it or stashes it but doesn’t smash it,†said Dierick, adding the family and indeed the area community of Vanessa, northwest of Waterford, are fond of the bird.
    She is also hoping if they can get the chicken back, an autobody shop might be able to help repair the legs.
    Gerald died in 2008 and his chicken continued to watch over the long-standing family
    farm. Frank and Sonia’s teenage daughter re-painted the whole bird just last year.
    Norfolk OPP Constable Teresa Ollenbittle says the big bird was stolen sometime early Friday morning and hasn’t been seen since.
    The bird is worth about $3,000, she said. It is and yellow and has a red comb on its head.
    Anyone who has seen the chicken or has with information about it or the thieves is asked to contact the OPP at 1-888-310-1122 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.
    If you have spotted it somewhere, tweet #chickenransom
     
  2. MatthewT

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    what's with you and cock?
     
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    That chicken isn't 10 feet tall.

    Or that dude is about 8 feet tall.
     
  4. blairg

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    :rs:
     
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    Look at the top of its gills or whatever the fuck on its head
     
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    blairg has a google alert on cock + canada :facepalm:
     
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    no, you're right... gills.
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    comb :facepalm:
     
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    no it's the hand or something stupid
     
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    yeah that one! :lo5:
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    great thread, cum whisperer
     
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    :hug:
     
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    WTF is a "cube van"???
     
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    it's one one those windowless cargo vans you just know has a butchers table in the back
     
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    you're a fucking idiot.....
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :spit: