Fill in the Blank: The Key to a Successful Marriage Is...

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I'll start.

    The key to a successful marriage is a willingness to take a lot of crap without complaining too much.
     
  2. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Understanding that marriage does not equal happiness every day. You are building a life together and there will be bumps in the road.

    But hot pussy will trump that.
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    The key is.... Dont do it...:coffee:
     
  4. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Hookers? :dontknow:
     
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    Blow jobs....no, wait, wait....I've evolved. The answer is chimneys.
     
  6. Joe Bauers

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    :winner: And I've been married over 30 years.
     
  7. killallposers

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    fixed that there for ya.
     
  8. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    for the wife to maintain a reasonable figure or allow some wandering. bringing other chicks into bed would also help.
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    If she pretends to be hot on a message board, but is really about 5'3" and about 180lbs, I would suggest not marrying her.
     
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    Anal
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Share and do whatever you both want to share and do; allow one another to do whatever either of you enjoys doing alone or with friends without you if you have no interest in it; and don't put any pressure on one another to share or do anything either person doesn't want to do. If you don't have kids, that also means allowing one another to choose how much of a relationship or contact your spouse wants (if any) with your family. Find someone who shares your style, attitude, and habits about money, sex, staying in shape, religion, values, and (especially) expectations about what "married life" means. That's basically it, other than just not being an asshole; of course, that last part might be the hardest for most people.
     
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    Meanwhile.......
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    give her a happy life ($$$ & fame) and she will be a happy wife
     
  19. RobsDad

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    The key is to realize that you're their partner, not their Mother or Father.

    If your Spouse is looking for you fill either one of those roles, head for zee hills.
     
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    I had two that shit the bed.......Marriage is a totally one sided affair when the shit hits the fan..............