Finally a legal service for all the lonely dudes here

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Maschine Zeit, Nov 18, 2013.

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  1. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    Nov 18, 2013 #1
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    She lives in Portland :jj:
     
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  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    can i sport wood?
     
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  5. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    Can I grab her tits?
     
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  6. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i might be driving down. :bigthink
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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  8. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    Though she does business in her clients’ homes, she says she feels safe, thanks to her martial arts training. She also carries a Kuboton (a pocket-sized sharp stick), just in case.

    :behave:
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's Dainty Jainty.
     
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    I'd have to wear a hazmat suit if I did that job. $1/minute is not enough for some of the contact
     
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  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    She's going to end up filled with jizz and dead in a ravine.
     
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  12. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    This is what Rickdun does
     
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  13. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    :yes:
     
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't know which is worse, brutal murder or rotting from senility.
     
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  15. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I am calling her to warn her about you.
     
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  17. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Try both and see what you like better.
     
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  18. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    :mad:
     
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  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Coincidentally, I might be driving up :bigthink
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    On myself?
     
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