Finally florida and Texas have somewhere to look down on

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  1. The Snork

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    Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down for Serving Human Flesh

    A hotel restaurant in Anambra, Nigeria has been shuttered by authorities for serving human flesh. According to the BBC, suspicious residents told police of rumors that the restaurant was cooking human meat for customers. Police then raided the restaurant, where they discovered fresh human heads that were still bleeding. The blood was in the process of being drained into a plastic bag

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    To Do List:

    1) Not visit Nigeria
     
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    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on. If you compare Texas and Florida to any third world country they look miles down upon it. I rather like what ive seen of both Texas and Florida.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    You actually have to put that on a list to remind yourself? :eek:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I lose control of myself sometimes :oops:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If you lose enough control of yourself that visiting Nigeria might be an option I have a list of things that will make you hate yourself without going any further than Ohio. :yes:
     
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    still better then mc Ds value meals
     
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    I guessed Ohio. :dontknow:
     
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    Shit, i would try some human if i had the chance.
     
  11. The Snork

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    Thar's some good eatin on display at The Hate club on a daily basis.
     
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    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

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    Oh hell now! I may not post in the hate threads, and for that i apologize for being a leach, but i definitely scope em out!
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    I would eat whorsemeat.
     
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    Taste like chicken
     
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    Let's be honest, when this exact scenario happens here in the US (and it will), it's just going to be a matter of which Florida city.
     
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    "Any regular fan of Triple D knows that I'm normally not a big fan of human heads, but I really like what you're doing with these heads. After marinating them in a trash bag sealed in their own juices for at least 24 hours, you boil them and serve them on a bed of rice and red ants. Let's give this a try... Look at the way the meat just falls off the cheek bone. Shut the front door!! That is so tender. I've got to tell, you bro.. You knocked it out of the park. That is money!!!"


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  17. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Isn't this just a natural progression from eating
    "Dee Poo-Poo"?
     
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    Oh, shit. Look out if Florida and Texas get wind of this. Don't want to give anyone any ideas.
     
  19. Rescued Owl

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    The problem with eating human flesh in Nigeria is that they only serve dark meat.
     
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