Finally the Phish article we've all been waiting for

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  1. Chriza

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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Not clicking, did they break up?
     
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    "All Members of the Band Phish Killed in Massive Nerve Gas Attack"

    ^^ This is the article I've been waiting for.
     
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    No. It's just an amusing piece about all the reasons they blow goats.
     
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    PHISH FANS ARE PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE

    The caliber of Phish's fan base is a classic, time-honored reason to hate the band as much as the Khmer Rouge. Phish fans are basically dead-eyed jocks that are too drugged-up to rape. They're often referred to as "Wookies," a reference to the slack-jawed, non-verbal state they perennially exist in following consumption of olympic amounts of lysergic acid diethylamide. Most of these people are harmless enough, if you consider the vegetarian, cross-dressing sons of chemical biologists with names like "Murph-nugget" harmless.

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    Wookie.

    Some Phish Heads admit to "getting into one Tool album in college," but ultimately write their pre-Phish days off as "a weird time in my life" while gawking at a table of neatly organized bubblers, bowls, bongs, one-hitters, and vaporizers, all with ridiculous nicknames like "gussy" or "chillum-fish." They're also guilty of quoting Dr. Seuss in their AOL Instant Messenger profile (in a sea foam-green font color) and using Phish lyrics for both their email account name and email password. Which brings me to my next point...

    :lol:
     
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    http://noisey.vice.com/blog/what-happens-when-you-make-fun-of-phish-on-the-internet


    This Is What Happens When You Make Fun Of Phish On The Internet

    By Benjamin Shapiro

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    Phish singer Trey Anastasio "phlipping the bird."

    A few hours ago I published a story on Noisey called Phish Has Been a Band for 30 Thirty Years Now and They Have Sucked the Whole Time. While this wasn't exactly James Agee-caliber hard-hitting journalism, I thought I had a few choice zingers in there to describe Phish fans, especially phrases like "stoner Wookie trash," "fumbling, intolerable dickweeds," and, that old classic, "human garbage."

    What I didn't realize was that the entire Phinternet would lock arms, steel themselves, and charge at me like a pack of wild, weed-crazed doom wargs. Since I published the article, I've felt like Edward The First in Braveheart. I've literally had to shut off my phone to avoid the avalanches of Tweets and emails from these hippy scumbags.

    Now it's 4PM, and a few things have happened that I'd like to share with you all, if for no other reason than to hold a mirror up to Phish fans and show the world what a bunch of total dicks these guys are.



    1. PHISH FANS ARE MAKING HATE ART ABOUT ME

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    2. SOMEONE IS MAKING HATE SHIRTS ABOUT ME

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    3. I HAVE RECEIVED HUNDREDS OF HATE-FILLED TWEETS

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    What up, @LazyLightning55 ! :cheer:
     
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    Guy totally has my style too.
     
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    How b about some Tweezer while you read that :)
     
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    We good bro? :hole:
     
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    You are the same loser phish fan. Its you. Defending a pedo band.
     
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    This poor bastard is clearly a noob, and is butthurt that he cant find his Pavs to SPAC...sorry , loser;keep on keepin' on.
     
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    I feel like you didnt give the best representation of 3.0 tweezer, but other than that, Im okay. Thanks for asking: it has been a tumultuous thread to read

     
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