Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DFWTexan1975, Oct 13, 2010.
You gotta be fucking kidding me
first that looks lilke a can and not a bottle
what is the blurred out word? they write an article but give the full name of the product, what a piece of shit article
oh and I just ordered 14 cases. They'll be here in a week.
I got a new drink but it ain't what you think.
Give you a boost but not take ya loots.
Ever see that energy drink called "Cocaine"?
How fucking stupid is THAT shit? There's obviously no cocaine in it, and there's obviously no way an energy drink could mimick the effects of cocaine. Who do they think they're fooling?
It's obviously just a marketing tactic to attract the feeble-minded. And these people buy it. Who do they think THEY'RE fooling? You wasted money on something that doesn't do what its name suggests in an effort to keep with an image you mistakenly think is "cool". Congrats asshole.
I'd drink that stupid cherry pussy juice first.
Finally I will discover what vag tastes like
A. 5 hour energy
B. sugar water
I buy generic caffeine tabs at Walmart, 90 for $3.50. One big redbull can cost like 3 bucks.
I was thinking of making a malt liquor called Old Cunt.
Whats the hold up. I'm putting my order for 2 cases in right now.
marketing = darwinism