This is the last day my retarded roommate lives in the same house as me. I've been waiting for this anti-social, obnoxious, dirty, autistic piece of garbage to fuck off for a long time. Good thing he's leaving, because I've come pretty close to physically attacking him more than once. He's moving in with his Asian Jabba the Hut-girlfriend. I hope she rolls over him when they're sleeping and he suffocates in her fat rolls. Fuck that retarded faggot. Tomorrow the locksmith's coming in to change the lock on the front door. Peace. Finally.