Finally...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Sep 30, 2015.

  1. RenchFries

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    This is the last day my retarded roommate lives in the same house as me.

    I've been waiting for this anti-social, obnoxious, dirty, autistic piece of garbage to fuck off for a long time. Good thing he's leaving, because I've come pretty close to physically attacking him more than once. He's moving in with his Asian Jabba the Hut-girlfriend. I hope she rolls over him when they're sleeping and he suffocates in her fat rolls. Fuck that retarded faggot.

    Tomorrow the locksmith's coming in to change the lock on the front door.

    Peace.

    Finally.

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fries, Rench. :nojj:
     
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    Way to hate on retarded people.
     
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    He's not really retarded, but he's definitely low-IQ. Combine that with very annoying OCD bullshit like turning off the heat every time he leaves the house (even when it's fucking freezing and snowing outside), and back-stabbing behavior, and you have someone who's really easy to hate.

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    Stewart of the House Nod! :derp:
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How fat is the girlfriend, like 140 or something? I bet she's a huuuuuge pig.
     
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    So you're not gonna miss @AnimalGod ?
     
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    :spit:
     
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    So, ya gettin a new roomie, renchie?
     
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    Roommate?
     
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    She is a size 8. Total cow.
     
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    Yes, 140. Kilograms, that is.
    Yeah. I met the guy the other day. He seemed very chill. Got a good job at a bank. One of the first things he asked was if we had a cleaning schedule.


    Living in a city is expensive, man.

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