FINE. I get the whole "no peanut butter" thing.....

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ......though I grew up on peanut butter sandwiches in my lunch. I accepted that.

    Now I can't send them with tuna, salmon, or tomatoes?????

    Are you fuckin' kidding me?????
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    My little cousin can't go to school with any citrus fruit, srs. Not the whole school, just his class.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    bitches need to start paying for the caviar lunches we've got to start sending them.........
     
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    What the hell is happening to people that they're suddenly developing allergies to stuff like peanut butter???
    I love that stuff!
    Especially peanut butter ice cream.
     
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    wha
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I pick my little cousin up from school sometimes, and every room has a list of things on the door of food you can't bring in, except peanut butter cause that shit isn't allowed in anywhere.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    no oranges?????

    They're killing me. I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my ass.......fuck.

    Thankfully I think my way through - I'll make them hot dogs on toasted buns in the morning, or pogos, or hash browns.

    If they ban potatoes and hot dogs, I'm going to have to home-school them.
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    When I was in school probably 60% of the kids had PB&J for lunch, shit is delicious.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I don't remember any kids growing up that had any peanut allergies. We never had to worry about what we brought to school or parties
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Right? I had to choke back one of those sandwiches every day for lunch.

    Now if I give my kids peanut butter in the morning, they've gotta wash their hands and face thoroughly, and brush their teeth a second time.

    I entirely do not understand what occurred over the last 20 years, to make this happen.
     
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    Pesticides and preservatives yo.
     
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    The kids that are allergic are living past very early childhood, and making it into schools. Darwin hangs his head in shame.
     
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    What are the doing to (pea)nuts that's causing these kids to have allergic reactions?
    Is it something in the processing?
    I've read stories about some people being unable to breathe and breaking out in hives... crazyness (crazieness?)
     
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    A good friend of mine's dog just died

    I took that dog to the beach with her a few years ago

    I almost lost it in the middle of work when I saw :tears:
     
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    I never had allergies and my kids didn't, either. I never had an issue at my school nor did they with items being banned. It does seem like there's been an explosion of allergies the last handful of years. :dontknow:
     
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    It's not the peanuts, it's the enviroment. You're confusing cause and effect my good man.
     
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    Wait what's this about peanut butter?
     
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    why I only partake of hydroponic herb
     
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    How long was it?
     
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    Unless you only eat it and breathe it too you're still affected. That's why everyone has Cancer and Asthma now too.