WTF Finish the line, "if she's old enough to drive..."

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    ........?
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    She's old enough to get a job.

    She's old enough to dive.
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    She's within 2 years of being able to vote.
     
  4. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    she's old enough for the jive!

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  5. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

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    .... the court wont believe her "lies."






    wait waht?
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...she's old enough to be not guilty
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    trim her bush
    bleach her ass
     
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  8. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    ....then in the slit you'll glide!
     
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    She'd be a good babysitter. You don't have to drive her home.
     
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    She's too old for Jon Hein.
     
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  11. Hal E. Burton

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    ....she's old enough to meet my wife!
    ------ Joey Buttafuco
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    .....since she is a she she sucks at driving but still drives better than an asian.
     
  13. Sea Slob

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    You don't like alone time in the car with a 15 year old babysitter? :scratch:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    rub that clit..............come on
     
  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Force her at gunpoint to drive to an abandoned building or down a dark alley...
     
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    I'm drunk and don't want to be driving anywhere with anyone. If we are getting a sitter I want to be able to drink at least :grad:
     
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    Are we talking learner's permit or a license?