Finish this sentence: Richard Christy in Champagne France is like...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I just heard the Week in Review, and Richard was raving about his trip to Europe and he spoke of visiting Champagne, and not being able to get drunk because of his high tolerance. So I thought, "what a waste, Richard in Champagne is like putting a turd in a wedding bouquet." But clearly there must be better punchlines, so I figured, who better than you all to come up with some.

    It's Friday, had a long fucking week, I'm bored

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    GWAR at the Lourve.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Richard in Champagne is like Richard Simmons at Scores.
     
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    [h=2]Finish this sentence: Richard Christy in Champagne France is like...[/h]
    stern with a 5 day work week.
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Is like.....Beth modeling on a runway with Heidi Klum.
     
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    Richard in Champagne is like howard at a summer wedding.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

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    Richard Christy in Champagne France is like Howard being the NY Knicks official urologist.
     
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    Finish this sentence: Richard Christy in Champagne France is like...

    Robin with Beetlejuice's teeth
     
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    Richard in Champagne is like Richard in New Orleans #muhmosas4ever
     
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    Like Bababooey at a Yankees fantasy camp.
     
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    Or like Lisa G in Victoria's Secret.
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    "We weree drink-in muh-moe-sas.....and Cham-pagne rayun outttta shammpayyne..."
     
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    France actually let Richard in? :jj:

    I guess they figured he'd spend thousands of dollars on booze.
     
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    Spinning rims on an Aston Martin.
     
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    Richard in Champagne is like Howard hosting Meet The Press
     
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    Richard in Champagne is like Howard calling Sunday Night Football...........without voice modulation.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Richard in Champagne is like me having an orgasm thinking about Beth.
     
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    Howig Stern sucking an Asian man's penis?