Fire benjy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Enough of this fat fuck shoving food in his pie hole and over sleeping!!!

    You're FIred!!
     
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    Benjy wrote his ass off today.
     
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    Howard will never do that unless he believes Shuli is as untalented as his current "Head Writer" and he can negotiate a even lower salary than he pays Benjy. Then and only then may he fire Benjy . . .
     
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    Blotchy fat turd!

    I ate my brother!
     
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    Benji is very unfunny usually, but the I ate my brother prank call is fucking fantastic!
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I will say I did laugh at I ate my brother, but him talking makes me go ape shout!!! Ta ta ta today junior!!
     
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    He had to make it up for being late. Won't matter fire his ass.
     
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    Horff Well-Known Member

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    If he fired Benjy that would be a sign he cares about the show. Then he'd have to demand that Robin get her ass into work. And Fred would have to wake up and play some sound effects. Then Howard would have to fill the Artie chair, have a comedian sit in on the news, and reduce the number of live commercials to 50 per day. And maybe stop kissing Hollywood's ass. That all sounds like a lot of work. Complacency reins!
     
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    And lets not forget Jewli was in there to day sitting in on all the non-action.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Benjy is not an employe of Howard. He is an employee of SiriusXM.
    1) Howard cant fire him.
    2) SiriusXM won't hire a replacement for Benjy to Howard.

    The second reason is why there is no replacement for Artie. SiriusXM pocketed the 800K/year when Artie's contract was not renewed.
     
  11. Keyser Soze

    Keyser Soze New Member Banned User

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    Howard is the direct report for Benjy.
    Howard can fire him at any time for cause.

    Thank God you're not in an HR Department.