First date

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth Stern, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Have a date tomorrow night with first guy from dating site. Drinks and dinner. Apparently he's going all in cus he thinks I'm the real Beth Stern and will put out. :happyno:

    Going to a Sports bar and grill. Advice?
     
  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Just do drinks........and and make a mental note to know where all exits are......
     
  3. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Don't pay for his BLT.
     
  4. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Set your phone to go off 45 minutes in. If things are going well, ignore it. If things are hitting the fan pretend you have an emergency and GTFO
     
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  5. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    boneless wings....send him a message
     
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  6. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Don't date people from online dating sites and if he doesn't pick up the check start a thread about it
     
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  7. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I hear it's all the rage :)
     
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  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yes, let him bring you drinks, and 20 years from now you can pile on the accusations.
     
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  9. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Anal is a perfectly acceptable quid pro quo for ordering extra Jalapeno Poppers.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This.
     
  11. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    But make sure you find out his likes/dislikes, and his general attitudes towards lactose intolerance and fecal matters....
    oh, and if fish are part of his pet repertoire..maybe some pictures would be nice.....:D
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm with Somer. Don't commit to the dinner yet.
     
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  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Or I could call you and remind you to bring home two gallons of whole milk, and some earplugs.
     
  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Never bet on hockey. It's rigged.
     
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    are you at least gonna give him a hand job?
     
  16. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

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    Take the safety.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    dont ask about this jackoff habits
     
  18. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Can't you just wait for the thread after the date?
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Good question.
     
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  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Agreed.
     
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