Sports First documented submission by fart in MMA?

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  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I'm thinking a guy in MMA bitching about a fart should broaden his career search.
     
  3. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Perfect symmetry between username and thread. Props.
     
  4. SuperFarts

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    WellI think it would depend on the potency of said fart.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Still gotta be preferable to a ground and pound.
     
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    Hold #788: Double Reverse Canadian Fartlock
     
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    He could be a modern art masterpiece!

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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Fart Knock Leg Lock aka the Alabama Air Biscuit.
     
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    Played the video hoping to hear the fart instead heard the guy talking about a fart......
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  10. SuperFarts

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    :bigthink
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Could be worse.
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    While I usually defend MMA as 'not gay'.... Ever heard of an 'Oil Check'?



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  13. wife is a whore

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    Protein powder farts are supposed to be rank as hell.
     
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