First Hot Shower In 2 Weeks

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Tomorrow I get the 30 staples removed from my hip,bough 3 bottles of Herbal Essence hair/body wash/conditioner
    I can't wait to sudz up every square inch of my filthy sweat stinking ass crack.ohh sweet release.
     
  2. TonyJax

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  3. TonyJax

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    Glad you are OK
     
  4. Shamrock12

    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    shouldnt you take it easy on your first shower in 2 weeks?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You gonna whack off? The floor drain is right there, why not.
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Damn, I'd probably kill myself. I need to be clean.
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I've taken spitz bath at the kitchen sink gone through almost 200 baby but wipes half a bottle of hand sanitizer I don't give a fuck if there is a drought I'm draining the hot water heater on my ass crack.
     
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    Oh I wish I were a plumber.
     
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    Good question ^

    Scott, comment?
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I mean Rob
     
  11. Splash

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    Err..Rod
     
  12. Splash

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    Get well Bob
     
  13. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    lol
     
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    :quote: Spitz Bath :quote:


    I've always thought that was called a Whore's Bath. :dontknow:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Thats a Polish shower
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's a new one on me! I'll use that soon. The phrase, I mean. Thank you.
     
  17. TonyJax

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    As if you need more daggers in your arsenal.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Just be careful. Some folks consider a guy pissing into the wind a Polish Shower. Thats mostly a Northeast thing.
     
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    A Pureto Rican Shower is spraying on cologne before going out or you stink from BO instead of taking a real shower.
     
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    i like a guy that is that concerned about his ass crack :grad: