First on the moon?

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  1. Skeebosh

    Skeebosh Active Member

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    How did they decide who steps out onto the moon first........Buzz Aldrin or Neil Armstrong?
    A deal was made the the first man to step out would actually not be the one who gets the credit.
    The first man on the moon was actually Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong got the credit for it.
     
  2. Snotty

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    No, Neil Armstrong was a Civilian at the time of his great "One small step for man"....Buzz Aldrin was not allowed first because he was active military and the NASA wanted Armstrong to go first as sign to the world that we were not claiming the Moon for the United States as the explorers did in antiquity........
     
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    I heard we didn't go to the moon..It was all a fake.
     
  4. JDDaBadAhz

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    I don't believe in the moon.
     
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    Here's Buzz being interviewed by Ali G.

    [video=youtube;BheL-a5Aeis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BheL-a5Aeis[/video]
     
  6. jake206

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    Gotta like Buzz for trying to hang in there with Sasha. Other reasons to like him would be his service to the country, and for punching out the moon conspiracy guy.
     
  7. JDDaBadAhz

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    true dat.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    If the moon is real, then how come we never see it in the day time?

    Think about it.
     
  9. Skeebosh

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    Damn! Good point! :bigthink
     
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    they had a BTLS style Cock--Off

    done deal pal
     
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    The moon landings were 100% bullshit. First of all they could have never survived the Van Allen radiation belts. Second, NASA is a bunch of incompetent con artists.

    Take a look at this video of the "moon rover", at double speed. :jj:

    [video=youtube;D81hZ8HcFf0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D81hZ8HcFf0[/video]
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Always thought it must have sucked to make the journey and then be left in the orbiter while the others dropped to the moon surface. That's like Kate Upton inviting you back to her hotel suite, then locking you in the bathroom for the night.
     
  13. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Great analogy.
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
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    [video=youtube;adz4rbKSsDI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adz4rbKSsDI&feature=colike[/video]
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Photoshopped! :pissed:
     
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    The answer is obvious. They play Paper, Rock, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

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    Scissors
    cuts paper
    Paper covers rock
    Rock crushes lizard
    Lizard poisons Spock
    Spock smashes scissors
    Scissors decapitates lizard
    Lizard eats paper
    Paper disproves Spock
    Spock vaporizes rock
    Rock crushes scissors
     
  17. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    We never went to the moon