WTF First person shooter.... Movie?

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  1. Snort

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    I don't care how great this movie is, if 100% of the population agreed this was the best film ever made, I still wouldn't see it asI can barely watch the shakey handheld/found footage movies, this I cannot do.







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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I think I need to be drunk to see this movie.
     
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    Omg that might make me sick.
     
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    Yeah I don't know about 90 minutes of that shit
     
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    I couldn't get through the preview.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I ain't watching that shit
     
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    I could never sit thru 2 hours of that!
    But I'm surprised every day by the shit that entertains people
     
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    The previews makes me dizzy, couldn't imagine sitting for a whole 90mins. They tried this in the doom movie, if I remember not many people enjoyed it, including me.
     
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    Looks like a fun movie but the shakey cam is a bit much.
     
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    I had 2 seizures and vomited once watching the trailer.
     
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    I like the *idea* of a 1st person perspective movie more than I like this trailer.
     
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    This shit won't work

    Only works if you are making some of the decisions, there is no participation.

    what a waste
     
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    That's got to be one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen. Who would watch that?
     
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    Watch it again please. :coffee:
     
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    Highly uncalled for.
     
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    those 1st person shooter games make me queasy
    so this is out
     
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    looks like fun
     
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    Does anyone know the name of the music video that was like this?
     
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    Smack my bitch up.
     
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    So the reason the Russian director dude got to make this movie was off the strength of this music video. I personally think it's pretty unique and will give it a shot....