First time in NY today

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  1. kggtty

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    Apparently I am going to NY for the first time in my life today.

    And I'm excited, but I'm having 2nd thoughts

    I'm going with friends who don't have jobs and don't have sleep schedules pertaining to a normal wake/asleep cycle

    and theres a show in brooklyn that is going to be going on until 4am. and Idk its going to be a mental fuck for me

    but in the end I should go. I don't want to have any regrets later.

    Any suggestions on what I should do up there? anything I should see? anything I should eat in particular? Pizza? bagels?
     
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    There's all sorts of cool science shit at the Museum Natural History - Central Park West and about 82nd(?) Street.

    This being your first time, why not hit the big tourist sights?
     
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    Where in Brooklyn?
     
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    Go into Brooklyn if you want GOOD pizza, avoid all tourist traps at all cost, go to ess-a-bagel on 3rd ave and 51 for bestest bagel.
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    ...watch out for falling cranes. :grad:
     
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    maybe ill see this guy
     
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    ...yeah hes gonna be your tour guide and take you to every automated teller machine in the city.
     
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    Go to John Brown Smokehouse in Long Island city. Good chance Richard Christy will be there.
     
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    It's a wonderful town. Don't forget the Bronx is up and Bowery is down. The people they travel in a whole in the ground. It's quite a wonderful town.

    Beware of the Reggie homeless they've taken up slashing peoples faces before they push them in front of a moving subway.
     
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    Never been to NYC. Do they have those double decker sightseeing buses any more? Those looked like fun. Avoid Harlem after dark. Don't make eye contact.