First time poster - I can't tell Howard wears a wig

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Munslow, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Munslow

    Munslow Member

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    Hey, Shed. Been lurking here for a few weeks now and love the forum. I'd still consider myself a fan of Stern, but I'm equally entertained by his detractors, such as GaryPuppet. It's indisputable that Howard's a major hypocrite, and the quality of the show has declined significantly in recent years.

    The conspiracy theories surrounding the show are fascinating, and mostly believable. Beth, for example, probably was an escort at some point in her life. But the one conspiracy I haven't been able to detect is the Legend Of The Wig. I dunno, I just don't see it.

    So I was hoping I could start a thread, or be linked to a preexisting thread, with indisputable photographic evidence of Howard Stern wearing a wig. The best I could find via google image search of "Howard Stern Wears A Wig" is the following, but it could be just as likely that his hairline is further up than the curly hair suggests.
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  2. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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  3. Munslow

    Munslow Member

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    Is that an acronym for something?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You would've been more successful with a "Robin is Fat" thread.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    As for his hair, just look at that photo.

    He is showing two different types of hair. Some of it looks black and greasy, and the rest of it looks reddish brown and dry. Ever see a 60 year-old man with hair that is three inches deep on top of his head, especially with absolutely no indication of where the hair connects to the scalp?
     
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    Well, Slash is 49. He is bountiful in hair so it's not completely unlikely. I just haven't seen any proof that was definitive enough.

    There is, however, some weird shit going on with those teeth for sure.
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    fast06040628.jpg Nice try Mult.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    You must believe that Beth doesn't do a #2 either....hair thins and it affects everybody, this thread post has been done hundreds of times...
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Support the Shed financially and all will be revealed to you.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    what makes you think we are interested in wig talk around here?
     
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    LOL

    not a wig but a "system", sewn into his already existing hair this topic is discussed every ten minutes on this board, hes 60 goddamn years old, who cares what he does to his hair...
     
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    :quote:
     
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    "Dear Penthouse, I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me......"
     
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    Welcome to the board
    There has been too many images of his hair blowing in the wind for it to be a take on/off wig, BUT it is certainly some mix of plugs/weaves
    You can see he started with weaves & extensions in the 90's.
     
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    :jj:


    don't mind them. i believe you.
     
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    i think some people come here to start trouble. :grad:
     
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    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    Hmmm..we never had a wig thread before around here
     
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    Wouldn't his (her) thread be titled " I can't tell is Robin fat?"
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Is this a reference to the OP being about to get fucked?
     
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  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...move this shit thread to the politics section.