First Time Strip Club Trip

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  1. wife is a whore

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    My first time at a strip club was only for 2 beers. 2 buddies and I were driving home from a party. One of my buddies has a fake ID, so we decided to pull into the club and try it out. He and I were both 18, so we left the 16y/o out in the car. After a beer, we were having fun, so I went out and got the other guy. Next round the 16y/o ordered a shot of Jack too, and and they gave use the boot. Dumb fuck couldn't just be happy to play low key.

    It was a fun bar in Lakehurst, NJ. AC/DC blaring, hot white trashy metal head sluts dancing in bikinis. Years later I spent some fun nights there owning the pool table and groping the whores.

    Second trip to the strip club was Frank's Chicken House, in Manville, NJ. Full nude, no alcohol, so you only had to be 18 to get in. We smoked pot and guzzled beer the entire 50minute drive up there. Great experience. First time I had waxed anus mere inches from my nose. Couple months later I saw one of the strippers in Beaver Hunt and fapped hard, even though she was a real skank.
     
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    LOL, frank's was classic...miss that place
     
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    I haven't been in quite some time, but I think I heard that it is a Delilah's Den now. Taken over by whoever ran the DD that was in South Amboy. THAT joint was a friggin party.
     
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    Lol
     
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    You guys like sitting around getting your dicks hard with your buddies? :scratch:
     
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    First time I went to a strip club was the night before my SATs in high school.
     
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    about 16 days after i turned 18 i went to a bachelor party. friends and my older brothers got me in cause it was a 21 and over club(topless). i looked like a fetus. 10 days later on a high school field trip to sacramento me and two other guys got into an all nude club by the hotel we were staying at. it was nothing like the nudie bars i'd seen documented on married with children.
     
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    Mine was in the 11th grade. My buddy and I got fake id's and went 5 nights in a row during spring break.
     
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    Memphis had full nude and alcohol. One night, there was a special feature dancer who shot ping pong balls out of her pussy.
     
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    As I said in Gomez's thread, only marks get hard ons at the bar. Also, only marks go past 2 lap dances w/o an agreement on getting finished off.
     
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    I was in a Full Nude/Full Bar place in WV. When getting a lap dance, you had to hold onto handles mounted to the wall, above yer shoulders. I didn't even let her finish before I got up and walked away.

    At a Full Nude/Full Bar joint outside of Boston, The Golden Banana, I saw the Rock and another wrestler, a lil while before the Rock debuted on WWE. A friend of mine saw HHH and Ahmed Johnson at Lookers in Elizabeth, long ago. In one of Nash's shoots he mentioned that lots of the boys went to Lookers, because Newark Airport was WWE's main travel hub back then. Lookers is also the club that the one Real Housewife of NJ is rumored to have worked in.
     
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    My favorite strip club was called Tiffany's. I heard a rumor that Ric Flair went there while in town for a wrestling show and somebody stole his big gold belt. That prolly wasn't true though.
     
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    The Pink Pussycat in Ft. Lauderdale. Me and 2 buddies all turned 18 within a few weeks of each other. I was fucking blown away. The neon, the smells, the grinding...it was pretty awesome. We went back a few weekends in a row. It was good times.
     
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    My first time was Naked City on Queens Blvd. No alcohol and completely nude. Me and my buddies took a friend who just got out of the Navy. Well Anthony and I sat next to each other upstairs while the rest went downstairs to the fettish room. We're sitting there drinking our cherry sodas when all the sudden the most beautiful redhead sat down in front of us. She threw her legs over our shoulders and began ramming our faces into her pussy over and over and over again for the next five minutes. We both looked at each other when it was over and gave her every cent we had in our pockets. :jj:

    Good times.
     
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    ...or having gotten digits to set up an OTC meeting.
     
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    Hell yeah, that whole rt 35 thing was a trippy trip
     
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    Tru Dat.
     
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    I was on mushrooms the first time I went to a strip club. I paid more attention to the lights than the ladies.
     
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