Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Oct 27, 2014.
My Samsung S5 battery died when I was taking a dump and I had to just sit there the entire time.
Also, the AC at my office blows way too cold sometimes and I have to put on a jacket.
negged and rated...
Plus I had to reschedule the install guy for my new dishwasher because I had the 6 foot power cord and it should have been the 9 foot one instead
Yeah we got it. Continuing this faggotry won't get you the results you want.
Netflix raised their prices by $1.00
Where the fuck is Sammy when you need him!?!?!
Wife was pissed I didn't get the gluten-free frozen pizza at Whole Foods
I had to work almost 5 hours today before I was caught up enough to surf the Internet and hide behind email and voice mail the rest of the day.
I don't have a big enough food container for my leftovers.
Or worse, you ate so much you're in a food coma and you wish you saved more for the doggie bag
In the good ol days he would've been run back into the bar in shit piles.
Reddit.com was blocked at work. Now I can start re-posting super-old threads on Dawgshed.
When I'm jacking-off to free internet porn, it sometimes takes me 20-30 minutes to find the right scene to finally blow my load to (usually lesbian asslicking)
Fecal fumes are known to be toxic
A client owed me 70G for the past 2 months they finally paid.
I just got a 200k job that will take 5 days but not sure I can staff it.
It's getting cold in my house I may have to run the AC in the day and the heater in the morning.
This actually happened to me.