Fish flush or what?

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Room mate went to bang married girlfriend for the weekend while the kiddies are away and didn't feed his ugly fish. Now the thing is floating 6 feet under.

    He isn't responding to my text that a flush funeral is needed as I don't want a homicide victim floating in my son's old bedroom.

    What do I do?

    He's gonna think I did it. Which I didn't. I swear. :rip:
     
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    So, it's floating 6 feet under? :wtf:
     
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    I take it you're not having relations with this roommate, or at least won't be anymore. Flush the fish and tell him it was part of thanksgiving dinner.
     
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    Can you just cover the tank with a towel for the time being?

    After a few days I would flush it though, because it ill start to smell.
     
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    A fish shouldn't die from not being fed 2 days. Water or temp must've gotten screwy
     
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    Wrap it and freeze. Let them decide.
     
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    Say you felt sorry for it and set it free. He won't believe you but will think you're carzy and not mess with you.
     
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    This is eventually a plot line on just about every family sitcom ever. The solution is simple... you go to the pet store and get a new fish that looks just like the dead one. Problem solved!
     
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    :haha: The fish is running through the wilderness right now.
     
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    That bedroom ought to smell really nice by the time he gets home
     
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    Fry it up!
     
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    That's just gross, dude. I wouldn't put a nasty aquarium fish in my freezer.
     
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    With a backpack and a VCR stolen from the house
     
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    In a baggie. No big deal. Not the only dead thing in there.
     
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    :buffet:
     
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    I would die if I didn't eat for two days. If I disappear from our thread for that long you'll know what happened.
     
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    Southern-friend goldfish?
     
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    Cryogenics
     
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    Down there that would be carp.
     
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    I have learned to make a mean pan gravy since moving down here.
     
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