Five Guys is Willie Wonka for hamburgers

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  1. Pickle Jar

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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    you should probably go back to SFN where people found you amusing
     
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    Your threads are the piles of shit of the internet
     
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    all I saw were 5 dirty scumbags wearing filthy aprons when I went there in south carolina . . .
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Here in Oregon they only allow clean scumbags to work at five guys. :grad:
     
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    Why does it take 5 guys to make a hamburger. It seems that two would be enough
     
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    That is a horrible analogy but this one is accurate:

    You are the Lever of posters.
     
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    Five Guys is a step above Mc Donalds. If you live in the philly area then I highly suggest you try Lucky Old Souls burgers. You'll never eat a fast food burger again.
     
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    oh instead of a chocolate factory it's a hamburger factory. good one. :jj:
     
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    they should make a chain of ONE BROKE NIGGA' burgers where they cost a buck and change.
     
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    who took away all your shit piles?
     
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    our generous Host.

    all the weak-kneed cockslingers who were feverishly negging me was all in vain, just like setting up sandbags at the levee during Katrina.