Five Guys is Willie Wonka for hamburgers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Pickle Jar, Jan 30, 2014.

  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    435
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    3,773
    Likes Received:
    5,696
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    27
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,051
    you should probably go back to SFN where people found you amusing
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    138,449
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    209,733
    Likes Received:
    98,509
    Your threads are the piles of shit of the internet
     
  4. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    986
    all I saw were 5 dirty scumbags wearing filthy aprons when I went there in south carolina . . .
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    34,157
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    33,401
    Likes Received:
    25,398
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

    Reputations:
    43,002
    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,149
    Likes Received:
    9,289
    Here in Oregon they only allow clean scumbags to work at five guys. :grad:
     
  7. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,585
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    21,238
    Likes Received:
    12,394
    Why does it take 5 guys to make a hamburger. It seems that two would be enough
     
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    938
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,739
    Likes Received:
    3,783
  9. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,645
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,861
    Likes Received:
    2,353
    That is a horrible analogy but this one is accurate:

    You are the Lever of posters.
     
  10. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    54,421
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2012
    Messages:
    5,020
    Likes Received:
    4,585
    Five Guys is a step above Mc Donalds. If you live in the philly area then I highly suggest you try Lucky Old Souls burgers. You'll never eat a fast food burger again.
     
  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,645
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,861
    Likes Received:
    2,353
  12. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    9,248
    Likes Received:
    214
    oh instead of a chocolate factory it's a hamburger factory. good one. :jj:
     
  13. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    986
    they should make a chain of ONE BROKE NIGGA' burgers where they cost a buck and change.
     
  14. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    9,248
    Likes Received:
    214
    who took away all your shit piles?
     
  15. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    986
    our generous Host.

    all the weak-kneed cockslingers who were feverishly negging me was all in vain, just like setting up sandbags at the levee during Katrina.