Five reasons Howard Stern will fit in Florida

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  1. DuckDong

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    Im sure this was posted before but this is great.. Ill have to twat this to him

    5. He's a Jewish Man From New York Who Looks Like a Jewish Woman Palm Beach County has about 255,000 Jewish residents, which is about 20 percent of the total population, so Stern will fit right in with the local demo. And although the population skews heavily female, that shouldn't be a setback to his total assimilation. Given that he's been rocking the same perm-looking hairstyle since the '80s, he will probably be mistaken for an old Jewish woman at least once.

    http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/new...n-will-fit-in-perfectly-in-palm-beach-6446505
     
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    It is pretty good but the author referenced Fartman, running for office, Private Parts (1997), and referred to Wiggy as a "shock jock." Someone else who doesn't realize that the funny, edgy, outsider Howard has been dead for years.

    Although she does say that's what he's "known for" and I suppose she's right, even though none of that stuff applies anymore.
     
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    He...is...an....old...Jew. Yep, 5!
     
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    It's new to me and let me say that's fucking great.

    2. He Loves Plastic Surgery In 2006, Stern admitted on air that he had lipo and a nose job to remove his double chin. He says he kept the surgery secret for years to avoid being thought of as "really gay." (For someone so insecure about his sexuality/gender-presentation, it's unclear why he neglected to choose the much-cheaper option of a haircut.) This gesture of vanity will give him plenty to talk about with the overly Boxoted housewives of Boca Raton.

    :backlol2:
     
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    He needs those old Hollywood producer glasses
     
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    Rush Limbaugh is a "neo-con"?
     
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    :jj::jj::jj::jj:
     
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    He's a CON MAN
     
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    I think around half of Palm Beach residents are Jrwish. There are three churches and three synagogues.
    He'll do just fine there.
     
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    As this article and several others have already shown, Howard and his PR people can't control the press in Florida like they do in New York.
    The gossip columns down there have been brutally honest about the goings on with the Sterns and their new Pam beach home.

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    A Jewish man who looks like a Jewish woman! FROTFLMAO!!!
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    He has a younger second wife whos a gold digger and addicted to plastic surgery?...
     
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    he's a asshole...fits in perfectly with the people in Florida...
     
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    Is it just me, or is there a recent trend towards people openly taking a shit on Howard? It might be pent up demand finally releasing now that he seems impotent, with no big audience to attack with, and more importantly, no legion of hard core fans willing to make someone's life miserable for him.
     
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    Where he is living it only matter how much money you have.

    Those areas break down into one demographic...net worth.
     
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    Rush Limbaugh just gets hopped up on all those pills he takes and leaves a flaming bag of shit on Chimney Souths front Gates on Halloween.

    "Beth my emo Skater shoes are ruined!!!!"
     
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    A lot a nitwits think "neocon" means "right winger" or " ultra conservative."

    Personally I tend to think Rush and Howard will end up becoming good buddies....just like he did with Rosie, Kathie Lee, etc.

    If anything, it's more probable, given how much they have in common. They're both radio show hosts who had their biggest hits in the 90s, got exposed for hypocrisy and let their trophy wives neuter them. Hell, Rush was doing kitten talk for his wife (du jour) back in the Bush administration.

    Rush will probably make a donation to North Shore animal league and they'll become bffs for life.
     
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    His widow, uh, wife already has a bathing suit.



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