No squeal of delight in pork chop melee Maybe there can be too much of a good thing – even pork chops. A 46-year-old man was arrested after his wife accused him of punching her during what he described as a pork flesh flap, according to a Fort Pierce police report. William Welch William Welch told police Aug. 13 that he and his wife quarreled over food. “He advised that she keeps buying pork chops and he is sick of eating pork chops,” the report states. “He advised he wants to eat chicken.” Welch, described as intoxicated, had barbecue sauce stains on his shirt that he said were from his wife throwing a pork chop at him. He could be described as not as happy as a pig in clover. Pork, the flesh of a pig, is known as “the other white meat.” Welch’s wife, who had a fat lip, told police there was an argument and that Welch punched her in the mouth. Welch denied punching her. Welch’s wife was “extremely intoxicated” and couldn’t complete a witness statement. Welch, of the 1900 block of Avenue E in Fort Pierce, was arrested on a battery charge. At the jail, investigators found marijuana in his shorts.