News FL man punches wife over pork chop

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    No squeal of delight in pork chop melee
    Maybe there can be too much of a good thing – even pork chops.

    A 46-year-old man was arrested after his wife accused him of punching her during what he described as a pork flesh flap, according to a Fort Pierce police report.

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    William Welch

    William Welch told police Aug. 13 that he and his wife quarreled over food.

    “He advised that she keeps buying pork chops and he is sick of eating pork chops,” the report states. “He advised he wants to eat chicken.”

    Welch, described as intoxicated, had barbecue sauce stains on his shirt that he said were from his wife throwing a pork chop at him.

    He could be described as not as happy as a pig in clover.

    Pork, the flesh of a pig, is known as “the other white meat.”

    Welch’s wife, who had a fat lip, told police there was an argument and that Welch punched her in the mouth. Welch denied punching her.

    Welch’s wife was “extremely intoxicated” and couldn’t complete a witness statement.

    Welch, of the 1900 block of Avenue E in Fort Pierce, was arrested on a battery charge.

    At the jail, investigators found marijuana in his shorts.
     
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    Maybe she digs on swine.
     
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    Not guilty. Get the man some Goddamn chicken already!
     
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    When a man comes home from working hard all day he deserves some chicken.













    After his kids pick out the good pieces
     
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    They were both so wasted they probably couldn't taste the difference.
     
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    Was it so much about the pork chop itself or the way it was served? I don't care for them served across my shirt.
     
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    It's all fun and games until the pork starts flying.
     
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    " How many pork chops can one bitch eat?' or something of that matter... you understand." Reily Martin
     
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    Maybe they should start handing out Oxy again.
     
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    dont mess with a mans meal...
     
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    So much win.

    :facepalm:
     
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    Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll be very know cuz I won't eat the filthy motherfucker
     
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    Anyone male or female who eats pork chops needs a severe and bloody beating. :punch:
     
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    My wife is great, I'm lucky to have her.


    But if you fuck up her pork chop ... LOOK OUT!


    I'm being serious here and would appreciate nobody mocking the situation.