News FL man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend "Mr. Happy"

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    I guess it's not always BF....F.
    Here you have another reason why drugs are bad, kids: you end up killing your imaginary friend and then demand the death penalty, which is exactly what one Florida man did.

    Geoff Gaylord walked into a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and confessed to his crime: he had repeatedly stabbed his friend 'Mr. Happy' with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard. Let me remind you again that this occurred in Florida, so perhaps it should come as a surprise to no one.

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    Gaylord and Mr. Happy were friends for seven years but, according to Gaylord, he killed him for a few reasons:

    'He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal � listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.'

    When Mr. Happy crashed Gaylord's car, and Gaylord got arrested instead, Gaylord had had enough.

    'That drunk driving incident I got unfairly blamed for and just how messy he had become put me over the edge and I murdered him.'

    Gaylord was eventually taken into custody when he threatened police for not giving him the death penalty. Police found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun in Gaylord's house, and was booked on multiple charges.

    So much for the BFF bracelets these two exchanged.
     
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    He's crying :jj:
     
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    Most certainly cause by a lifetime of childish taunts,:bjmimic:
     
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    Schizophrenia + Drugs = murdering Mr. Happy. Thank God this psycho didn't go on a rampage. He had a machine gun!
     
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    Where's Bugs? You guys are getting slow.

    P.S. They might wanna check to see if that guy still has his dick. Any time someone says they cut Mr. Happy with a kitchen knife...
     
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    Why do insane people like this always have a full head of hair.

    Here I am, a responsible person. I pay my taxes, (and in Jersey, that's a LOT). I own my own business, and so on, yet I have to deal with baldness. All while Whacky McFuckface over there is killing imaginary people with a full head of hair.

    What a fucking waste of healthy follicles.
     
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    Is it April 1st?
     
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    Awww. I wanna give him a cuddle.
     
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    i hear somebody cuts mr happy, i cross my legs and cup my junk. it makes him nervous!
     
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    Rumor has it, retarded people have huge penis' too
     
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    Forget the hair. Why do insane people always seem to have 'machine' guns?
     
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    LOL!!!!!!!
     
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    Shit, that's a way better question. You're 100% right.
     
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    Umm, what?