News FL Woman sets fire to boyfriend's car for revenge.... But wrong car!

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    SEE IT: Woman caught after setting fire to the wrong car - NY Daily News
    It was an uncivil end for one Honda Civic.

    Carmen Chamblee, 19, has been arrested after she attempted to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend by setting fire to his car.

    However, as the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, there was one major hurdle in her plot to achieve fiery retribution: It was the wrong car.

    "I have no idea who she is," former automobile owner Thomas Jennings told local station WFTS. Jennings exited his residence at the urging of his alarmed roommate only to see the giant blaze that was once his Honda.

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    Carmen Chamblee reportedly told police she thought the car she baked belonged to her former beau.
    (ABC Action News)
    "I've never seen her in my life," he said.

    Chamblee allegedly stuck a rag in the car's gas tank and set it on fire. She may have also used a flammable liquid to bring further misdirected fury to the forsaken four-door.

    Thankfully, a surveillance camera outside the man's home caught the Florida woman in the act, leading to her arrest Saturday morning by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

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    (ABC Action News)
    The allegedly petty pyro now faces charges of second-degree arson.

    Man arrested for arson in California wildfire

    The state of Florida is no stranger to scorned women resorting to fire to enact vengeance. In 2014, a Jacksonville resident incinerated a man's car because he refused to buy her a McFlurry.

    Accordingly, she became McFlurrious.

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    Bunny cutting Florida off the map [/picture]
     
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    Uh oh, better get maaco.
     
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    Because if it was her boyfriend's car, that would make it legal.
     
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    Did he fuck a stranger in the ass?
     
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