Flat Howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Bloody Nine, Nov 21, 2015.

  1. The Bloody Nine

    The Bloody Nine VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think we need to have a Flat Howard made (or several) using some of the incredible photos of Wiggo that Shedders frequently post.

    It will be great if Flat Howard starts showing up at events and in places where the Wig wants coverage of Flat Ronnie.
     
  2. the G-man

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    Actually, flat Beth might be better. He'd shut down coverage in a nano second if that happened.
     
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    Or a Flat Emily showing up at red carpet events and stealing the limelight from her step mom.
     
  4. The Bloody Nine

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    Great suggestions. The Flat Future is HERE.
     
  5. SomerSky

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    Yes! We NEED THESE! Guys? @Benjamen @Rakdar @eliasbboy @todd packer ????
    Can we submit a few then we will ALL run with the best one! I'll take pictures of him all over NYC and wherever I go......lets do this!!!!!
     
  6. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Sounds good but I'm not up on the flat stuff? Do you need a high resolution png of Howie to print off? Life size? All the that face pics I've come across are too low resolution and would look very bad blown up. Let me know what you want and I'll see what I can do
     
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    I invented flat people Robin...
     
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    Flat Allison anyone? :shitcoffee:
     
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    Flat Amanda Peet :dance2:
     
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    Imus, Leno, Kathy Lee, Dana Plato...anybody except Howard.

    Don't give him the satisfaction.
     
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    Robin, we got sooo much positive email about "flat Ronnie". I'll get to that but I have SOOOO many things to play for you.
     
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    I think we had a flat Ashley a few years back. I preferred that one.
     
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  13. Benjamen

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    I'm in. I've already set up a new Instagram account so I can @ sternshow and keep them on top of Flat Howie's antics: @flathowie. (No posts yet, but once I make one I'll take mine with me to Schtarbucksh later.)
     
  14. Rakdar

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    An idea. I can clean it up later and I have a bigger PNG file if someone want to use it
     
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    I was thinking Howard doesn't need to be modified, since the wacky scenarios are where the laughs are. He's got plenty of stupid outfits to choose from:

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    those are all great. i think the first one would look best as a cardboard cut out BUT that skater boi outfit has to embarrass him, i would love to see that travel the world and be posted everywhere.
     
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    Well, let's pick one, and all use it......he needs the typical look of defeat/disgust on his face as well.....
    I will laminate mine at work on 11x17 paper and take him everywhere.....
    I'm ssooooooooo looking forward to this now.......
     
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    Do we have a full body shot of the one w/ Beefus face... the one where they are being interviewed like below (courtesy Benjamin)?
    They both look haaaarible in this one - would make them crazy to see this all over the place. :giggle:


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    Fat Robin