Stern Show Flat Howie Template and Instagram

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    After Howard unveiled his hilarious new Flat Ronnie prototype at Friday night's gala for Bianca's Furry Friends --



    -- @The Bloody Nine suggested we make our own version.

    I'd like to introduce you to Flat Howie, a shixteen-inch tall, Shtarbucksh-loving, rock 'n' roll Mod Podger and part-time zookeeper.

    He's even got his own Instagram account, @flathowie:











    Here's how you can make your own.

    If you have access to an 11" x 17" printer, you can simply print this template:

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    If you're using an 8.5" x 11" printer -- like I did -- then you'll want to print these two files:

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    Trim Flat Howie at the bottom of his jacket, getting rid of the white strip of paper that borders it. (Don't do any other cutting yet.) Then glue his top onto his bottom, lining them up as best you can. After that dries, glue it to your backing material and trim.

    I used black 1/4" foam core, which is sturdy but difficult to cut. You'll want to change your blades frequently.

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    My photo paper scratched easily, so I filled in the scuffs with pen and marker.

    Once it was trimmed and inked, I coated it in Mod Podge. (I was embarrassed to buy it at the store.)

    To make him stand up on his own, I cut a cork drink coaster in half and made some slits down the middle.

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    Make your own Flat Howie and post pics of his adventures here. I'll add them to the Flat Howie Instagram account!
     
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  2. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Now he's gonna go off on how you stole his idea
     
  3. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    @Benjamen for POTY 16


    Make Dawg Shed great again!
     
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    Isn't the real Howard Stern the Flat Howie?
     
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    thank you :) i can't rep you again now.
     
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    Former Tissue Time host Heidi Cortez likes Flat Howie:

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    (Her account seems to like and comment "Nice" on just about anything hash tagged #howardstern.)
     
  7. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    GET OFF MY PHHHONE! Shhtupid ass!

    These creepsh are jealoush of my fffucking great kids and my fffucking beautiful wife, Robin!
     
  8. The Bloody Nine

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    Killer! However I wish it was the one with the pursed lips from AGT. This is way too much of a glamourshot of Wiggo.
     
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    I still like Sponge. :facepalm:

    And those ultra-washable crayons are da bomb! :punk:
     
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    Hear hear! :beer:
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Can you mail one to each of his daughters? It'll be like they have a dad.
     
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    Even today's Sponge?
     
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    That's not right, man.

    They do have a dad.








    His name is David Simon.
     
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    I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
     
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    Jesus! You did more work on that than Howard does on his show.
     
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    Those went out In the 90s, too.
     
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    You gotta change that to besht you can.
     
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    I think our version might be funnier! Let me think of an idea

    @The Bloody Nine good idea. used to love that book series btw.
     
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