Stern Show Flat Ronnie

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  1. PTRacing

    PTRacing Well-Known Member

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    "Everybody wants a Flat Ronnie" - Howard Stern, 01-25-2016

    Stop ok, just stop. You keep trying to make it a thing and nobody gives a shit or gives a fuck.
     
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    I agree...it's as unfunny as it gets.
     
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    So fucking dumb.
     
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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    It's kutting edge komedy.
     
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    Whats a flat Ronnie ?
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Where the fuck would you put it if you got it? The fucking trash, that's where.
     
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    Howard the magic is gone at one time most people would want one.
     
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    Funny is when Richard calls into a wrestling show to fuck with the hosts. How about some more of that?
     
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    Unfortunately, the ass kissers Howard surrounds himself with will convince him that this is the hottest item since the golden ticket in a Wonka bar.
     
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    I'd take one

    we had this cardboard cut out of one of these teeny bopper musicians several years back
    and it was a blast

    I hide it in closets and stuff
    put it in the hallway in the dark
    close a bedroom door and have it standing on the inside waiting for someone to open it
    scared everyone many times
    the dog was terrified of it

    good times
     
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    They send out flat Ronnies in exchange for free on the air mentions it's just sad but I guess you can't except any shame from a guy who will talk dirty to his own mother.
     
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    The photos of Flat Ronnie aren't funny to begin with. But the fact that Howard thought that descriptions of photos of a cardboard cutout would make for entertaining radio just shows how bad he is at his job.
     
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    Flat concept.
     
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    And these have been around forever. The Ronnie stand up was always in the hall. What's so new?
     
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    Some poor kid calls that thing Grampa
     
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    Whats new is the complete lack of content when he isnt belittling retards or throwing lunch meat at whores
     
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    We had a life size phantom of the opera one. I put it in the accountants office right behind the door (she opens up alone at 430am)... she said she nearly had a heart attack :snicker:
     
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    Get major douche chills when he belittles Wendy at this point. It's so 1980's
     
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