News Flight attendant flees airport leaving 70 pounds of cocaine and Gucci heels behind

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  1. dawg

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    I don't want to go on a limb here but maybe we should be screening the flight crew a bit more...
     
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    that ain't about coke
     
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    70 pounds of coke?! So figure that's 35 pounds of baby laxative, but still... 35 pounds of coke?! Insane.
     
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    Dumbass.
    Why chance taking that much on a plane when you already got it into the US ?
    Hire somebody to drive it. :grad:
     
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    Looks like she was up for party with her Trojan Magnum condoms and couldn't wait. :c According to the article they don't even know her name which doesn't make any sense since her ID was scanned before they took her to the other security area where she escaped.

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/21/flight-attendant-leaves-70-pounds-of-coke-at-tsa-checkpoint/

    In her bags, TSA agents found clothes, Trojan Magnum condoms and 68.49 pounds of cocaine wrapped in green saran wrap and labeled, “BIG Ranch,” cops said.
    She also left behind her leather, size 8.5 Gucci shoes.

    Even though the woman showed TSA agents her ID and really was a flight attendant, no one at the TSA got her name, police said.
     
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    She's a keeper for sure !
    Pounds of cocaine, a box of rubbers and knows how to get away from the cops.
    If she had left a 30 pack of Budweiser behind too I would quit my job to go find her and marry her.
     
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    Need a mugshot before I can render proper justice.
     
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    they just posted a photo of the suspect

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    Video too!

     
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    Don't forget her Gucci fuck me pumps. I'm sure she has several pair. :c
     
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    That chick is a party!
     
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    I need a photo before I can decide the case.
     
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    Howard related because in a just world, this would have been Beth's fate.