Floating midget amputee with a boner

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Half Pint, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    One of the people on staff where I work interrupted my conversation about the corporate donor drive to share with me this gem.

    He came across this on Google Street View while trying to find a restaurant.

    How could I have ever doubted hiring this young man?

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  2. Billy Brown

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    What!?!?!?! :spit:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    He has those big heels on his shoes and I have to admit, it does make him look taller.
     
  4. Oh So Much

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    Best thread title ever!
     
  5. Half Pint

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    It wrote itself. :giggle:
     
  6. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    And some of us think we have problems in life. :jj:
     
  7. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    He's not Blaek, a beaner or a jooo? How can we make racist posts about him?
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    Plus he is from Canader.
     
  10. BaddFunn

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    it's gotta suck wiping your ass with a hook every day
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He's on Queen St. and he's light in the loafers.
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'll bet you can really get in there good.
     
  13. gwartney

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    Looks like he's pissed and would love to be flipping the bird to the camera.
     
  14. ilovebacon

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    You had me at floating... :c
     
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    That's not a midget. He's just missing the bottom of his legs. Probably blown off with the arms. The illusion of 'floating' is created by the manner of which he has to swing his legs in order to 'walk'.

    :facepalm:
     
  17. Half Pint

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    Hawt :wub:
     
  18. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    I'll be damned, it really is a floating midget amputee with a boner :jj:
     
  19. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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  20. Scott

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    Fun wrecker. :mad:

    At least tell us the boner is real. Give us something.