Floating midget amputee with a boner

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Half Pint, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    1,118
    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2011
    Messages:
    2,721
    Likes Received:
    206
    One of the people on staff where I work interrupted my conversation about the corporate donor drive to share with me this gem.

    He came across this on Google Street View while trying to find a restaurant.

    How could I have ever doubted hiring this young man?

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Bigly VIP

    Reputations:
    72,008
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    38,253
    Likes Received:
    5,577
    What!?!?!?! :spit:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    110,710
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,380
    Likes Received:
    16,806
    He has those big heels on his shoes and I have to admit, it does make him look taller.
     
  4. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    841
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,481
    Likes Received:
    72
    Best thread title ever!
     
  5. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    1,118
    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2011
    Messages:
    2,721
    Likes Received:
    206
    It wrote itself. :giggle:
     
  6. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

    Reputations:
    1,189
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    42,557
    Likes Received:
    14
    And some of us think we have problems in life. :jj:
     
  7. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    167,347
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    61,914
    Likes Received:
    20,894
    He's not Blaek, a beaner or a jooo? How can we make racist posts about him?
     
  8. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    1,836
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,501
    Likes Received:
    174
  9. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    134,903
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    26,751
    Likes Received:
    13,788
    Plus he is from Canader.
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    101,001
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    34,304
    Likes Received:
    15,252
    it's gotta suck wiping your ass with a hook every day
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    95,827
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    18,537
    He's on Queen St. and he's light in the loafers.
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    95,827
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    18,537
    I'll bet you can really get in there good.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    110,710
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,380
    Likes Received:
    16,806
    Looks like he's pissed and would love to be flipping the bird to the camera.
     
  14. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    134,824
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    11,024
    Likes Received:
    16,582
    You had me at floating... :c
     
  15. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    62,767
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    119,083
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    68,685
    Likes Received:
    23,426
    That's not a midget. He's just missing the bottom of his legs. Probably blown off with the arms. The illusion of 'floating' is created by the manner of which he has to swing his legs in order to 'walk'.

    :facepalm:
     
  17. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    1,118
    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2011
    Messages:
    2,721
    Likes Received:
    206

    Hawt :wub:
     
  18. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

    Reputations:
    97,834
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    65,115
    Likes Received:
    9,326
    I'll be damned, it really is a floating midget amputee with a boner :jj:
     
  19. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,042
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,186
    Likes Received:
    656
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    95,827
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    18,537
    Fun wrecker. :mad:

    At least tell us the boner is real. Give us something.