Floor Cleaning advice. (srs) (no homo)

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    I sweep and mop my kitchen floor at least twice a week yet it still looks off white, drab and dingy. Is there something out there that I
    can use to make it shine? I currently use the Swiffer and it fails to ease the crushing pain of modern life.
     
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    Is it supposed to be white? Try bleach.
     
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    How about stating what kind of floor your kitchen floor is, moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
     
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    hockeygrl says don't forget the baseboards
     
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    I'm not giving you advice btw. :munch:
     
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    I tried ammonia to no avail...
     
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    You ever heard of Google, OP? :emperor:
     
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    I can't use an Oreck on my kitchen floor so anything you say is useless.
     
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    :hhh:

    She's an obedient lil reinemachefrau.
     
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    No. What is it? :scratch:
     
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    Bleach nigga.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    What kind of bleach? Product names would be helpful. TIA
     
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    Schmoopy's Living Neck. :emperor:
     
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    Clorox. :facepalm:
     
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    This assumes it's supposed to be white.