Florentine you're the biggest douche in the room.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Sep 17, 2015.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,616
    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,403
    Likes Received:
    4,816
    I use to like florentine but his everyone sucks act got old real fast. I mean his show is basically an adult version of Wayne's world's access cable show. The guy listens and dresses ( heavy metal tshirts only). And rails about everyone else being infantile. The funniest was him dodging questions on that opie show about his wife fucking a 22 year old!!! They wouldn't drop it although they acted concerned but you could tell they were cracking up inside. Fucking guy is a tool.

    Ps. The eighties were my best decade too bro. But I don't wear cargo pants and a glove to work everyday fuck head
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2015
  2. Jimmy Johns

    Jimmy Johns Member

    Reputations:
    446
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    27
    Likes Received:
    77
  3. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    try bill burrs podcast, guys has skills
     
  4. Fancy pants

    Fancy pants Active Member

    Reputations:
    945
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2015
    Messages:
    39
    Likes Received:
    110
    He should have stuck with Robin. His first gf was a nut and later committed suicide. The current wife cheated on him almost from the beginning. Wonder if he asked for DNA testing for their son.
     
    AuntDolly, yaddc and tired like this.
  5. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,270
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,999
    Beeeeaaauuutiful :flowers:
     
  6. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

    Reputations:
    52,867
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2013
    Messages:
    8,085
    Likes Received:
    12,447
    maybe he is to deep for you to "get the show"
     
  7. Winston Leg-Thigh

    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    40,711
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2015
    Messages:
    793
    Likes Received:
    1,998
    Hey guys, it's old Billy red face, HOOOOWWWWW AHHHHH YAAAAAA!? My shtick is that I talk like a Boston born Ace Ventura. Isn't that funny?

    On today's podcast we'll be talking about my diet, my diet, and helicopters. Then I'll flub my reading of the "me undies" commercial.

    :sleep:
     
    WUT7272G7C, marswillrule and Slow like this.
  8. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    gooooo fuck yourself

    enjoy artie and Florentine...jfc:rolleyes:
     
  9. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    117,375
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    25,666
    Likes Received:
    12,393
    He has a small penis in place of a nose.

    [​IMG]
     
    Bye You! likes this.
  10. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    theres a reason no one outside of sterns small fading fanbase has ever heard of Florentine or artie....no talent fucks.
     
  11. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    52,490
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    4,752
    Likes Received:
    8,059
    Florentine's okay, but I stopped listening to his podcast early on when it became apparent he was basically gonna do the "pick a topic and rail against it" every show.

    He had some good interviews, though, like Otto & George, Rob Flynn from Machine Head and his scumbag buddy from Florida.
     
  12. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

    Reputations:
    333,573
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    11,794
    Likes Received:
    47,361
    He came off like a real pussy when he wrote a letter to the police department trying to get the kid fired for boning his whore wife. Ever since then its just not the same listening to him.
     
  13. codeine

    codeine Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,270
    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2014
    Messages:
    1,827
    Likes Received:
    5,197
    Comedians are fucked up individuals who always marry whore Waitresses and end up O.D.-ing.
     
    AuntDolly likes this.
  14. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    47,336
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    5,896
    Likes Received:
    8,669
    He's better than Nick DiPaulo.
     
    funnymoney likes this.
  15. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,538
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2015
    Messages:
    3,991
    Likes Received:
    8,732
    I once met Jim. He looked like anyone, or no one, then he opened his mouth. He (obviously) has a very unique voice. He should be doing voice over work.
     
  16. matt1357

    matt1357 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,132
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2015
    Messages:
    479
    Likes Received:
    751
    I tried listening to bill burr, made it 5 min. Never listened again, he made me want to punch him. Annoying blow hard can't stop swearing for 20 seconds with that stupid Boston accent
     
  17. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    77,509
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,791
    Florentine always sucked ass. Seems nice enough at the time (I guess), but never got me above a mild snicker.
     
    tired likes this.
  18. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    the no talent low rent ones are fucked up. the good ones have their shit together, top of the food chain entertainers.
     
    AuntDolly and codeine like this.
  19. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    have you tried one of his shows? check youtube...cant even imagine comparing him to the retards of florentine and artie..wtf, guy has a great take on life.
     
  20. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,538
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2015
    Messages:
    3,991
    Likes Received:
    8,732
    You should give him more of a chance. He's one of the best.
     
    maroon likes this.