News Florida baby sitter found naked and drunk out of her mind

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  1. chapped

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    A 24-year-old Florida woman was charged with child neglect after her father found her naked, drunk and unconscious while she was babysitting a young child.

    Whitney Kilcrease told cops that she started swigging Captain Morgan rum after her father left the house to run errands and left the child in her care.


    When her dad came home, Kilcrease was lying face down and inexplicably undressed while the kid played beside her, according to NWF Daily News.

    It was unclear whether the child was related to them.

    Kilcrease’s dad was able to get the child out of the house while the belligerent woman went ballistic and started throwing things after regaining consciousness.

    When cops arrived, Kilcrease was still smashed and was "unable to stand" on her own, according to the report.

    “When I tried to talk to Whitney, her speech was slurred and unintelligible,” an Okaloosa County deputy wrote in the report.

    Kilcrease was taken to a local hospital where it was found she had a blood alcohol content of .305, nearly four times the legal limit.

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  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    She looks like a party ... NOT Guilty
     
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    i am going to put it out there that 3rd input is all but guaranteed on the 1st date
     
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    thats hot
     
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    Whitney does look like a party.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Yep, wouldn't want to fall asleep next to her though...
     
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    I'd hire her to be my babysitter.


    The only thing is that I don't have any kids, does that make it weird?
     
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    pretty sure that makes u normal
     
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    Florida? You're kidding right?
     
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    For further consideration .....
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    Not guilty. I'd kill that crease.
     
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    Threesome with Casey Anthony
     
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    shocking aint it?
     
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    stupid slut.....:wub:
     
  16. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    She's got that weird hip/gut thing... Like that lesbian singer, Pink.
     
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    Muffin Top FTW
     
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    That chick would ruin your fucking life.
     
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    Her twitter account mentioned a child...
     
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    Yep. Crime spree, police chase ending in explosion.