News Florida: Bacon attack gets you life in prison ..

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    An attack on a mosque using raw bacon and a machete could potentially garner a Brevard County man up to life in prison as a result of a recently added hate crime enhancement, authorities say.

    Michael Wolfe, 35, was charged with armed burglary of a structure and criminal mischief of a place of worship in connection with the New Year's Eve break-in and desecration of the Islamic Society of Central Florida Masjid Al-Munin Mosque in Titusville.

    Police said the convicted felon acted alone, broke into the empty mosque with a machete at night, slashing at windows and other property before leaving behind a slab of raw bacon in and around the front door. A surveillance video shows Wolfe, dressed in camouflage pants and carrying a backpack as he stepped into the carport at the mosque.

    The attack - one of a several acts of vandalism reported at Islamic centers across the country - drew national attention from advocacy groups like the Council on American-Islamic Relations. The incident left many in fear at the small, 50-member congregation.
     
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    he should get a hefty fine
    be forced to pay for the damages
    and get probation or whatever


    but this guy is a fuckin retard and i'm not gonna lose any sleep over what happens to him

    35 year old man with that haircut
    pulling a stupid kid prank on a new years eve
    goofball
     
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    I wish somebody would attack me with bacon, freshly cooked bacon.
     
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    Slashing the windows was just too much,
     
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    A model citizen...of which the OP article neglects to mention:

    Records show Wolfe has an extensive arrest history and was sentenced in 2011 to more than a year in prison on burglary charges.

    He also was sentenced in 2004 to more than two years in prison for burglary and grand theft, according to the Florida Department of Corrections.
     
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    Bacon kills me ........
     
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    If he had just broken in, destroyed shit, robbed the place WITHOUT the piece of bacon he would be getting a slap on the wrist.
     
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    I'm okay with him getting life.
     
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    first off, this dude looks like bad medicine and i'd have my hand on my piece if he was coming towards me. i'd try to part his mohawk!


    up to life in prison? for what??

    when i think of the crimes i read about, where some animal gets 15 years or less for some hyper violent attack, it's outrageous.

    another group of special people, who will cause more and more problems the more they are catered to by cum filled politicians from both parties.
     
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    Kevin Bacon?
     
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    Dwayne Bacon?


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    Everything's better with bacon.
     
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    Ok life is a pretty ridiculous sentence for this crime.
    That said, this guy is pretty much a career shithead and doesn't look like that's changing so whatever. One less dirtbag on he streets
     
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    I think the burglary and the machete probably had more to do with it than the bacon
     
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    Oh wait nevermind America is turning into a police state blah blah blah
     
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    This is the kind of guy who needs to be born again so he may have at least an outside chance of becoming a productive member of society, as it is right now he will always be a tweeker loser in and out of prison.
     
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    Everyone knows the proper way to vandalize a mosque is to throw frozen bacon thru the window... Wtf
     
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    Irrelevant and inadmissible in court, not really relevant to the thread. Should the guy get punished? Yes , but hate crime laws are idiotic, do you feel any worse if you're attacked for your wallet or because of your race?