florida, couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven

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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    These two are just your typical crack heads. I think the friggin' morons who actually BOUGHT the tickets should be shot for being so STUPID! :facepalm:
     
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    I heard of to tickets to paradise.
     
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    what doesnt go on or happen in Florida? Sheeesh.
     
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    Ouch! Penguin anger.:peek:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Cute couple.
     
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    Why was this wrong? Isn't that pretty much what organized religion does? Every Sunday they pass around that collection plate pretty much saying "Be sure to give big, so you earn your place in heaven.". Why aren't they arresting those guys in robes and funny hats?
     
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    I call bullshit. Sounds fake as hell.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    when will Riley Martin address this?
     
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    What happened to Tito's face?
     
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    Still a better gift than Giftscriptions.
     
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    a fool and his money
     
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    this thread was done weeks ago
     
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    bethsucks, you have been removed from consideration for admittance to the secret society...you are not able to keep secrets
     
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    :bigcry:

    Do I have to give my secret society decoder pen back?
     
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    we want blood, and all other requisite bodily fluids...I'll see you soon