Florida Couple Stuff $300.00 Worth Of Meat In Woman's Pants…….

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  1. teehee

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    2 arrested in Florida for stealing hundreds in meat products
    Associated Press, AP9:01 a.m. EDT April 30, 2015
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    DeLAND, Fla. (AP) - A man and woman have been arrested in central Florida after police say they stole more than $300 worth of meat from a grocery store.

    Deputies told The Daytona Beach News-Journal 48-year-old Doris Rowe and 54-year-old Kenneth Edwards drove 26 miles to a Winn-Dixie store in DeLand where a store manager saw Rowe stuffing meat products and other items into her pants.

    Deputies say the manager stopped Rowe and she hit the manager in the neck, dropping pork ribs, two packs of detergent and three water filters. Rowe fled the store and got into Edwards' truck. Deputies apprehended them at a traffic stop. Both were charged with grand theft and robbery.

    Deputies found ribeye steaks, ground beef, bacon, pork ribs:giggle: and a gallon of bleach:eek: in the car valued at $361.



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    Doris Rowe, left, and Kenneth Edwards



     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Some black people stole something?
     
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    it's supposed to be pretty common that people steal meat
     
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    Not their fault. The store manager was racist. The cops are racist. The bacon is racist.
     
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    LOL! you can't make this stuff up.
     
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    That made me laugh.:bounce:
     
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    That made me laugh more.:bounce::backlol2:
     
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    The new EBT cards now prohibit the purchase of crab, skrimp and lobster. They gonna start stuffing crab ala Jameis Winston.
     
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    I bet if the cops made her cough , a pack of Newports would fall out of her puss..
     
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    This is why when I retire I plan on living just accross the border in Georgia and driving to the beach.
     
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    Is that 5 lbs. Of chop meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me..
     
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    it's always florida.

    those mug shots are very flattering.
     
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    The owner, the coach and the GM of the Tampa Bay Bucs held their collective breath, read the names, then all breathed a sigh of relief.
     
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    What else could they do ?
    It's the end of the month. EBT card was maxed out. Old Doris looks like she doesn't like to miss a meal.
     
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    Yep, must've used black lights.
     
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    48 AND 54 Dam they lead a tuff life. I thought they were older.
     
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    Gots me a T Bone baby. We"s eating tonight. Opppppp we forgot desert lets go back.
     
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    ...what the ebt card crew does around here is they go and buy spices with their ebt's and then return the spices to the store and the store gives them cash. the store has no way to add a credit to an ebt card.
     
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    Aww, you spoiled it with the pictures. I wanted to play "Guess The Race".
     
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