Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions.

    He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,†adding that he “gets aroused†by seeing an animal in heat.

    Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.†He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,†and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."

    After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,†Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zophilia here.â€
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what's his screen name here?
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    dawg, could you please remove my picture and personal information? tyia
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Maybe Schmoopy should get a donkey instead of a mustang :dontknow:
     
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    He's thinkin' about donkeys in that mugshot... :happy:
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    theres an area in columbia, i think that all the boys practice sex with donkeys, very common practice & even the men keep doing itwhen the urge strikes them. it was a big tv documentary & not a big deal in that part of the world. there was even one part where it was reported that the guys who went dog lost all interest in their wives because dogs were so tight
     
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    That dude is very accident prone:c
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It was Vice guide video. Somebody here made a thread about it w/ the youtube video.

    Crazy hearing 14 year olds talking about hot donkey pussy. :c
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    C'mon, tell me she's not hot

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  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you will be amazed....
    [video=youtube;_VKWLC87Uzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw[/video]
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    [video=youtube;s_MvZxpE7YU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_MvZxpE7YU[/video]
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i had no clue this was common practice around the world
     
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    Ham Wallet? :ucoffee:
     
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    That is not at all what I pictured Monk looking like. :wtf:
     
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    He sure looks happy!
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    in that video i posted they were saying the muslims of the middle east tell their boys to fuck donkeys to make their dicks bigger.

    these are the people that we're supposed to reason with..
     
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    florida is fucking wierd
     
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    He has the brow ridge and narrow eyes of a Schmoopy-clan member.
     
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