News Florida man arrested for attacking his broad with a dildo

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    do you think he'd be in trouble if he slapped her with his cock instead?

    Florida Man, 34, Busted For Slapping Girlfriend In Face With A Sex Toy
    October 4, 2016
    A Florida man is jailed on a domestic battery charge after slapping his girlfriend in the face with a sex toy, [​IMG]according to police.

    Micah Norman, 34, was arrested Saturday evening following a confrontation with his live-in girlfriend at a residence in Madeira Beach, a city west of St. Petersburg.

    A criminal complaint alleges that Norman and the 29-year-old victim were arguing around 10:20 PM when Norman grabbed the woman and shook her. He subsequently “struck the victim in the face with a sex toy,” a sheriff’s deputy reported.

    Seen at right, Norman was charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim.

    Norman, who is being held in lieu of $200, has prior arrests for drunk driving, disorderly intoxication, battery on a law enforcement officer, and resisting arrest.

    The complaint indicates that there was an “indication of alcohol influence” with regard to the incident.

    Court filings do not further describe the sex toy used in the alleged battery. The complaint notes that no weapon was seized by police.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/florida-man-toy-arrest-109376
     
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    Did he fart in her face?



    The palm tree behind him makes it look like he has funny hair. :giggle:
     
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    Being held in lieu of $200 :rofl:
     
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    I thought it was part of his mullet.
     
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    I've heard of some people using phonebooks so it doesn't leave a mark...
     
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    Did he hit her in the shitter?

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    Or did he want it in the shitter?
     
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