News Florida man arrested for inappropriately swimming with manatees

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    Florida man arrested for swimming with manatees in Islamorada
    Nicole Lopez-AlvarSeptember 20, 2016
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    ISLAMORADA, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida man has been arrested for swimming with manatees and inappropriately engaging with them in a creek behind the Islamorada Library, Friday afternoon.

    According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, officials received a call from a witness who observed a man approaching two adult manatees and two calves. The witness said when they approached the man, the man stated, “I’m riding it!”

    Once FWC officials arrived to the scene, they witnessed the man, who was identified as James Roy Massengale Jr., reaching out for, touching and lying over the manatees, including a calf.

    When another FWC officer approached Massengale, he became verbally combative and denied any interactions with the witness. He shortly after admitted to talking to the witness.

    Massengale was taken into custody, Friday afternoon, at approximately 11:30 a.m. after being cited for annoying, molesting, harassing or disturbing a manatee.

    According to the FWC, Massengale was placed into an isolation cell at Plantation Key Jail after he refused to provide his information to the corrections officers.

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    http://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-arrested-for-swimming-with-manatees-in-islamorada/
     
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    Double goofy for town name also.
     
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    Odd - my brother lives in Florida, and his co-workers called him "Manatee". I'll send him the link.
     
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    Molesting a manatee? Are we sure he wasn't just skinny dipping with Amy Schumer?
     
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    FLORIDA....

    NORTH MIAMI, Fla. - Police say a toddler has died after his mother accidentally ran him over in north Miami.

    CBS Miami reports that the mother was backing her car out of her driveway Monday night when she accidentally ran over her 1-year-old son. Police say the child was pronounced dead at the scene.

    North Miami police spokesman Rafael Estrugo says authorities are currently investigating the incident. Officials say there’s currently no indication of foul play, and no charges are currently expected.

    “We are here on the scene of a tragic accident. The mother was backing up her car in the driveway and accidentally struck her own son. Her son who is 1-year-old was pronounced dead on the scene. We are here investigating and were not just here investigating but we’re also here providing support for the family who is going through a very rough sad time at this point,” North Miami Police Cmdr. Rafael Estrugo said.

    Police haven’t released additional details.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-mom-accidentally-runs-over-kills-toddler-police-say/
     
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    20 years from now sex with a manatee will be legal
     
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    It's illegal to touch, feed or give fresh water to manatee.
     
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    How has nobody said "Oh, the hu-manatee"?

    Slackers.
     
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    I see them often while fishing