News Florida man attempts to cash $368 billion check

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  1. MrPACS

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    May 9, 2015 #1
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    Florida Man! :horns2:
     
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    Dumbass, he should have just put it into a deposit envelope at one of the bank's ATM - with no questions asked.
     
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    yesterday a customer came in the bank to deposit a 4 k check,the letter he got stated he would get another 95 k later on.
    the manager told him it was fraud,he says what do I have to lose.he his case nothing,he only had 3 dollars in his acct.
    on the way out the door he called her a asshole.
     
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    The guy forgot to get elected to Congress before requesting $368 billion which we don't have.

    That would make it all legal and such.
     
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET THE MONEY TO COVER THE $23000 BAIL?!?!?!?

    Did he use another one of those magic checks????
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Was he a Sirius XM morning radio host?
     
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    haha

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    Florida?...I'm surprised they didn't give him the dough
     
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    Looks legit to me :dontknow:
     
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    This is funny as hell, but there' no way this can be real ... can it? :dontknow:
     
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    Why have I not been told about moron.com???!!!!
     
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    I would expect Jeff the Drunk Or High Pitch Eric to pull something like this.
     
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    It looks like he attempted to change the date from the 25th to the 26th.

    They probably would have cashed it if he had just initialed where he made the change.

    Rookie mistake.
     
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    To be fair....he needed the money for the following...sounds reasonable to me :dontknow:

    "Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant.

    “It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me."
     
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    LOL
     
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    See many 10s at the bank?

    Customer or Employee...
     
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