News Florida man banned from Disney World over meth lab ‘joke’

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    Florida man banned from Disney World over meth lab ‘joke’
    By Alley WilsonOnline Video Producer Global News

    A St. Augustine, Florida man and his family were evacuated from Disney World over the Labour Day weekend for a meth lab joke taken literally.

    David Swindler was trying to extend his family’s visit at the resort and grew impatient with the slow service. He told First Coast News he joked with park employees that he “could build a meth lab in his room by the time he could finally get some service.”

    Disney didn’t take his joke lightly.

    After Swindler’s room was raided in the middle of the night by police and Disney security, the area was deemed clear. However, Swindler was evicted from Disney World for life.

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    His wife and two kids are allowed to visit the property.

    “It was a figure of speech. I wish I could take it back,” Swindler told FCN.

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    “David has been beating himself up about it as if he had done something that warranted any of this,” his wife added.

    Swindler has been told he can file an appeal with the park and hopefully have the eviction lifted.

    The Swindler family are huge Disney fans and even have nicknames after some of the most famous Disney characters. Swindler’s wife calls him ‘Grumpy’ and he calls her ‘Tinkerbell’.

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    “This has not taken away my love for Disney,” Swindler said. “I will not let them take that away.”

    http://globalnews.ca/news/2227435/florida-man-banned-from-disney-world-over-meth-lab-joke/
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Disney is run by the biggest cunts in the universe. Has been since the early 80's.
     
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    He got Turked :eek:
     
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    His joke sucks, ban is fine.
     
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    Sure thing dude. You're in bumfuck Florida where meth houses are as prevalent as orange groves and I guess if that's the case, then yes, it's a figure of speech.

    Why are people so retarded?

    And better yet, why would a Disney employee think that this guy runs a meth house looking like THAT?

    So many questions.

    My question for him is why he likes that dump so much. Fuck Disney and their $4 20oz. bottle of Coke and $100/person price tag. Who needs that?

    For that price I can get some pretty good meth.
     
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    ^ @disney security
     
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    Your first reaction might be to think how the hell could they enforce the ban with thousands of people in and out every day and millions every year but they actually finger print you going in and out of the fucking park.. Those people are nazis.

    Also, a grown man being apologetic when it should be disney apologizing. " they will never take away my love for disney" . What a fagget
     
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    Pretty sure nobody sane thinks middle aged guys with families are building meth labs in their $450/night tiny hotel rooms. Some "cast member" got their widdle feelings hurt and decided to punish the guy.
     
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    They switched to that to squeeze yet more money out of people. Before, you could buy 10 days or whatever, use 6, and sell the other 4 on Ebay. Nobody was doing anything fraudulent, Disney sold 10 days and got paid for 10 days. Then some smart guy there decided "hey, how about we sell these multi-day passes and then prevent people from selling them! We know a lot of them will pay for 10 days, use 3 or 4, get sick of the crowds and high prices, and never come back"

    They are constantly pushing the boundries to squeeze more money out of suckers. The fact they can control access with it is just a bonus for them.
     
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    He should have said I could have built Beth a new shoe closet by the time I get some service.
     
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    i remember when disney wouldn't let long haired dudes into the park. i never had a desire to visit a place like that.
     
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    Never been, have no interest in going.
     
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    I'm no Disney fan, but we don't know what the guy's demeanor was when he said it. If he was a complete fucking jackass about it and repeatedly badgered the attendant, I understand why he got the boot.

    Newsflash to anyone entering a Disney park: It's almost always VERY CROWDED. If you don't like the prices and the lines, do your research. There are amusement parks that are typically less crowded. If you allow your kid to dictate that he can only be satisfied by seeing Donald Duck, you deserve what you get.
     
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    What? They actually fingerprint you?
     
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    Went out to a Sullivan's Steakhouse last night. I wasn't buying, thank God.

    Walked up to the bar. My buddy ordered a Manhattan and I had a fountain Coke. The tab: $15.50.

    Fuck me sideways. I don't drink, and for those prices I won't start.
     
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    Yes. Your fingerprint is linked to your account and your tickets. You cant get in and out of the park without doing it. No more shoplifting key chains.
     
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