News Florida man charged for farting in stripper's face during lap dance

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Florida man charged after ‘farting in stripper’s face’ during lap dance
    on October 1, 2016
    A 35-year old Orlando man has been charged with simple assault following an incident at a strip club on Orange Blossom Trail. According to investigators, a local man is being held in custody awaiting a bail hearing after he allegedly ‘assaulted a female employee of the club by farting in her face while she was performing a lap dance’.

    The dancer involved in the incident declined to be interviewed; however, the club’s assistant manager spoke to the media briefly to condemn the customer’s actions. “We generally don’t get a lot of troublemakers at our club,” he said, stressing that the man was not a regular visitor. “We don’t know what this guy’s problem was, but he won’t be welcome back here again.”

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    According to the assistant manager, the incident took place around 1 AM in the morning, when the club was nearly full. “This guy picked out one of our dancers and asked for a lap dance. She took him to a private room at the back and collected payment first before starting the dance. But halfway through, he suddenly said to her, ‘wait a minute, I think this chair is wet’, and that’s when it happened.”

    The assistant manager claims that at this point, the male customer stood up, turned around and ‘bent over until his hands were touching his feet’. The female employee was confused at this turn of events, and even moreso when the customer requested that she ‘check to see if his pants were wet. As she leaned forward to inspect the man’s pants, the customer allegedly ‘farted loudly for a sustained period’ directly into the woman’s face.


    The employee immediately left the private room and reported the incident to the club’s bouncers, who detained the customer until the authorities arrived. The club’s management were informed of the incident and the assistant manager sent the employee home after she complained of ‘feeling nauseous and sick’. “She told me his fart was really nasty. I think she’s definitely gonna have some psychological problems after this,” said the assistant manager.

    Not much is known of the man’s motivation for the crime, and investigators have speculated it could be a simple prank or a sign of mental issues. One Orlando-based newspaper has reported that the man involved has an arrest record for a 2013 incident at a local park, when he allegedly asked an elderly woman to ‘kiss me where I poop’ before ‘pressing his buttocks into her face’.

    http://www.floridasunpost.com/florida-man-charged-farting-strippers-face-lap-dance/
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Classic. I've had to hold in plenty of farts during lap dances. Had a couple of strippers with stinky asses.
     
  4. Hal E. Burton

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    What's the big deal? He went to a strip club and had a blast.

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    I always wanted to do that.
     
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    So that is the reason for her having psychological damage! In the old days two bouncers would come over and pick the guy up and use his head to open the doors before using him as a javelin.
     
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    Did the stripper end up getting the free breast implants from Dr Calabro for taking that blast to the face?
     
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    Wait, it's still OK to just blow a load in your pants like a gentleman, right?
     
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    Cue the Florida gif.
     
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    oh I do that
     
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    not sure how that's assault
     
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    In all seriousness, how can she prove this happened?
     
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    She fell for the old, "this chair is wet" trick?? Classic

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    THIS is the woman Howchie should be flying to his studio for an hour analysis instead of Medicated Pete