Florida Man Exposes Himself For The Ladies, Cuz Thats What They Like...

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  1. teehee

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    What a dreamboat!! And He's Single!!


    FLORIDA MAN EXPOSES HIMSELF MULTIPLE TIMES 'FOR THE LADIES' AT SHOPPING CENTER
    By Tommy Gimler Mar 05, 2015

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    I'm pretty sure that's not what the ladies shopping at Babies "R" Us are looking for, bro.

    According to TC Palm, a 48-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested last month after allegedly masturbating in front of several stores at a local shopping center.

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    Police said Hal Hamrick was hammering away on himself twice in front of a Target store and once in front of Babies "R" Us. Hamrick was wearing a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts and using a garbage can as a "cover for the act."

    When police approached him, he told them he was "exposing himself for the ladies" because he wanted to find a good woman and "they like when he does that."

    Apparently, not one lady liked it, and Hamrick was arrested and charged with indecent exposure in public. But Hamrick did leave behind one hell of a mug shot with police. Or as he probably calls them: cock blockers.
     
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    Florida? Meh...:coffee:
     
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    Masturbating in public in Florida? Beth must be in town.
     
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    0.0 sex appeal
     
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    The guy is just looking for companionship :dontknow:
     
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    I love that he was out there beating off looking for a good woman..What a Romeo..:giggle:
     
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    I blame yoga pants
     
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    Another reason why Floridians need to have the right to vote suspended indefinitely.
     
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    what drug was he on?
     
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    You'd think they'd mention something. Either drugs or alcohol..Nada
     
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    It's entrapment, Target has those bullseyes everywhere what did they think was gonna happen?
     
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    Geez, I thought that's what the ladies liked?