News Florida man finds another man's genitals in fish he caught

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    Who wants to guess how the cock got in there?
    • Fish ate it off of corpse?
    • Fish attached swimmer?
    • Fish bit it off when performing oral on a guy?

    Shock after ‘human male’s genitals’ found inside fish caught near Tampa
    on September 30, 2016
    A group of fishermen on an offshore charter near Tampa have made a gruesome discovery after catching a large yellowfin tuna. After 33-year old Jerry Masterson landed the tuna, which weighed in at just over 80 pounds, his delight turned to horror soon after he began filleting this fish on board the charter vessel.

    “It had been unusually quiet,” Mr Masterson told reporters, explaining that the morning’s fishing had been fairly unproductive with only a handful of fish caught. “We were convinced we were just going to have one of those days when the fish don’t bite, when I felt a big tug on my line.”


    Mr Masterson’s friends gathered around and cheered him on as he fought the tuna. “Our luck had finally turned. I could tell by its strength that it was a big one.” After a long struggle, the charter captain came over to gaff the fish and proclaimed that it was a ‘good-sized yellowfin tuna’. “We were all pretty pleased to finally hook something decent.

    However, the group’s elation turned to shock after Mr Masterson made the decision to fillet the fish on board. “I had just made a cut behind the fish’s head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine. My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish’s stomach.”

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    Mr Masterson recalls how he peeled back the flesh before making a terrible discovery. “Inside the fish’s stomach was an awful sight. There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man’s penis and testicles.” The other fisherman and captain of the vessel gathered around and were equally shocked. “I’ve been operating fishing charters for 20 years,” said the captain, “and I’ve seen some strange things, but nothing like this.”

    The group decided to return to shore immediately, and delivered their gruesome catch to the authorities, who are currently investigating. One source familiar with the matter, who declined to make a formal statement, said that ‘it is possible a murder victim was [dumped off Tampa Bay], and the fish could have eaten his genitals’.

    Despite the shocking incident, Mr Masterson has no plans to give up fishing altogether, although he says it will ‘be sometime before he and his friends go on another fishing trip’. “I’ll definitely be nervous the next time I fillet a fish,” he told reporters.

    http://www.floridasunpost.com/shock-human-males-genitals-found-inside-fish-caught-near-tampa/
     
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    If you're Howard that's the catch of the day.
     
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    Sounds gay.
     
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    Fish & Dicks
     
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    look at this faggot.
     
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    I like how they had to clarify it as "another man's" genitals.

    No shit! If they were his own, the headline would read "Florida Man is Fishfucker".
     
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    You seem troubled, officer.
    Try some meditation to get that anger under control...

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    did he eat the fish, give to the boat owner (as I've done) or throw it back?
     
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    Read in one of the many Mob books that when they dispose of a body, No ID is the first priority......And when they dismember, The make sure to puncture the stomach, Intestines, And the both lungs to keep it from resurfacing in water when it decomposes.......And also remove the genitals because wives and GF's have identified corpses by the penises.........
    But the dumbassindiego need not worry of never being found.....First of all, Shit floats....And second, It commonly known that he's dickless and they can ID on the smooth Ken like
    appearance of his groin.........
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