Florida man finds true love

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by slats7, Jun 5, 2014.

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    Probably a lot less drama than dating girls his own age and he doesn't have to wear a rubber.
     
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    I'd fuck that burger before her
     
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    That's how I imagine Kanye and/or Dawg looks like.
     
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    Slats 6 was a better poster.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    No rubber, jizz inside all day long. :yes:
     
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    She's not too moist down there :uvag:
     
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    she soaked through her depends
     
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    cue up the obligatory schmoopy "Dave" gif.
     
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    She won't swell, she won't tell, and she'll be grateful as hell.
     
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