News Florida man robs pizza delivery man, then soils himself

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    A Florida man was arrested late last month after deputies said he robbed a pizza delivery man, but soiled himself and ran home to his mother when he thought authorities were after him.

    Brent Van Besien, 30, approached a pizza delivery man around 8:40 p.m. on June 27 outside a Lake County-area Domino’s with a gun and demanded he hand over his money, the Orlando Sentinel reports. After taking the delivery man’s $10, he ran off and had his wife drive him away from the establishment, deputies said.

    According to deputies, Van Besien saw authorities heading towards his house, which is when he soiled himself and told his wife to go to his mother’s home. Deputies said he told his mother “he did something stupid, the cops were looking for him and he could get ten years for it” and that he “(pooped) his pants” and wanted to say goodbye to her.

    Once he left his mother’s house, he arrived at his own apartment and allowed deputies to search the premises. Deputies said his wife revealed his crime and said that she was a victim of domestic violence, who he forced to drive him around.

    He was arrested on charges of battery, robbery with a firearm, witness tampering, and release violation.

    Read more at the Orlando Sentinel.
     
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    Hey retard - you shit yourself! Hopefully he gets 20 years.
     
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    Florida, of course.
     
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    I sorta feel badly for the guy here
    he's clearly not all there
     
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    Please stop the Florida hate. All are welcome.
     
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    In college we'd call the local pizza place, order a bunch of pies and wait. Dude would come up to the door, one of us would grab the pizza, the others would push him in a snowbank. We were drunk and thought it was funny. Man, what a dick move, I can't even believe I was involved in something like that.
    Sorry pizza dude wherever you are.
     
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    He was arrested on charges of battery, robbery with a firearm, witness tampering, and release violation.

    :lol:
     
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    God Bless You for always acting like a sensitive human around all of us heathens.
     
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    Apology not accepted. :nocheer:
     
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    "shit yourself while robbing" is a terrible syndrome !:eek:
     
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    Typical millennial. Runs to mommy
     
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    I'm glad when I vacationed in Orlando that i stuck to the Interstate until i got to the Hotel.
     
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    That's quite a fight or flight response.
     
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    That was a shitty thing to do to his mom.
     
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    In my youth, me and some friends stole a few pizzas. We'd get hammered, have no money, but be hungry. First we would order a pickup and when the guy would bring the pizza to the counter to ring it up, we'd grab it and run. :jj:

    The pizza places caught on and wouldn't put the pizza on the counter so we'd order a pizza to two houses on the same street. We'd wait for the driver to go to the first house and then grab the pizza for the next house out of his car. Ah, the good old days...:giggle: