Florida masseuse arrested....How would you like a happy ending from this?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    And what woman are answering his ad?




    Florida man 'Mistress Creammy Juicy' busted for giving massages without license
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, July 8, 2015, 8:02 AM
    [​IMG] Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office
    Dwayne Brandon was booked by the Palm Beach County, Florida, Sheriff's Office on Monday, accused of pretending to be a masseuse and trying to persuade women to take off their clothes before he gave them massages.
    A Florida man who called himself "Mistress Creammy Juicy" has been arrested for working as an unlicensed massage therapist.

    Dwayne Brandon was detained after an undercover sting at a Super 8 Motel in Lantana on Monday, reports WPBF.

    Police launched an investigation after being alerted to an advertisement placed by the 24-year-old on Backpage.com.

    Several woman claimed they'd answered the promo and that after meeting Brandon, he'd tried to get them naked before any massage, reports WPTV.

    An officer dialed the number and Brandon reportedly said it would cost $100 for 30 minutes, or $150 for a hourlong rubdown.

    An undercover cop arrived at the hotel room and allegedly found it reeked of marijuana, according to a police report.

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    This Super 8 Lantana Motel in Florida is where “Mistress Creammy Juicy”— real name Dwayne Brandon — was busted for charges of drug possiession and soliciting to practice massage without a license.
    Brandon allegedly encouraged the officer to shed clothing and repeatedly asked if the cop was a member of law enforcement.

    Brandon then negotiated a price for a "massage with oil" before other cops entered the room and the masseuse was detained.

    He reportedly admitted there was marijuana in the nightstand.

    Brandon faces charges of soliciting to practice massage without a license and drug possession.

    He was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail.
     
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    I think maybe Tom Brady applies her eye makep ...
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    Is that frowned upon? Was that wrong?

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    Gary Puppet, comment?
     
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    Mistress?
     
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    Who are these stupid fucking women who are finding a massage ad on backpage, going to a cheap motel and shocked that it's about sex?
     
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    I just threw up in my mouth.
     
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    he seems pretty harmless

    not guilty
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    He's guilty of giving me nightmares without a license.
     
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    yet just a few blocks away.... <HERE>


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    "Joel, open the door."

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    Eddie Murphy would LOVE it.
     
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    Oh my.